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Canibles

Contributed by timmy2scoops on Friday, 12th November 2004 @ 12:59:25 AM in AEST
Topic: SongLyrics

went to tha hood
i said woops
cuz i forgot my troops
so i picked up my phone
and called daRnail stoops
boy this guys an animal
he taught me the greater ways
of the canibles
so i asked him for
recipe # 5
he said
first you take 2 fingers
a fore head and a thigh
you want some extra flavor
you can also add an eye
but make sure its fresh
that u skin em alive
taste even better
if you make em cry
you can turn them into dip
or you can also make a pie
so i thanked mr.stoops
then played a game of hoops
asked the boys 2 supper
even made a new recuit
fingers,eyes,legs and toes
your moms, your daddys, your sisters, your bros.
it doesn't matter
it tase good on that platter
but dont forget 2 pour your self a glass of intestinal cider
thank you daRnail stoops
your such a pal
i remember yor tip
dont forget your towel
i'm so stuffed i'll just say
goodbye for now!
(by the way daRnail's mother has no legs, but she still knows how to kick it!)
(thats kinda funny cuz my dad has no arms, but he can still drop and give me 20)
(my sister has no ears,but when i read her this poem, she said, "i heard that")
THANK YOU DARNAIL STOOPS
p.s. we are haveing a suprise dinner for daRnails birthday next week, and your all invited

Copyright © timmy2scoops ... [ 2004-11-12 00:59:25]
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Re: Canibles (User Rating: 1 )
by alyssakoren_03 on Friday, 12th November 2004 @ 06:49:04 AM AEST
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um......this is suppose to be funny? right? casue don't get me wrong it is!! but the last part kinda scrared me, your not relaly a canable are you?

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