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Slimey Creature Stomp A Ghostly Wedding Ceremony Once A Strange Occurence
Contributed by
Lee
on
Wednesday, 3rd November 2004 @ 03:32:34 PM in AEST
Topic:
DarkPoetry
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Girls are grimey
When the creatures are slimey
So you walk into a swamp
The guy does the Slimey Creature Stomp
The girl goes wild over the guy
She faints, she sighs
More slimey creatures come to take her away
The guy says "Come on, slime, I'll make you pay!"
The creatures slam the guy into a steel guard rail
By the side of the highway
The girl went crying for help
But the slimey creatures crawled near her
Frightfully she grabbed a can of mace from her purse
Which did little to phase them
And they drew nearer...
And nearer... and nearer...
As it turns out all they wanted was
a little kiss on the cheek from the girl
After the ordeal, the girl said to the guy:
"There's no slime like the present."
....
The victimless ghost weds the headless ghost
And their courtship is treasured
Throughout the land of Sinaveve.
Many attended their wedding ceremony
Which was ten hours long
And of the most notable guests
There was the best man, man-of-fates,
Who was singing his song:
"I am the man-of-fates,
You might catch me at the Pearly Gates,
Or you might catch me at Hades' Gates,
Where peril upon peril waits."
He carries in his sash
The skeleton key of Sinaveve
Which opens the door to many portals
....
A token for the esteem of ditch diggers
Whom gained many a lad's trust
A stain on the shelf is
The captured spot where once
A strange occurence took place
No one sees the mad skeletons
Scratching on the asylum walls
Copyright ©
Lee
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2004-11-03 15:32:34] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: Slimey Creature Stomp A Ghostly Wedding Ceremony Once A Strange Occurence
(User Rating: 1 ) by theMoth on
Wednesday, 3rd November 2004 @ 04:39:16 PM AEST (User
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Hey, that is some cool stuff!
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Re: Slimey Creature Stomp A Ghostly Wedding Ceremony Once A Strange Occurence
(User Rating: 1 ) by Kalika on
Sunday, 9th January 2005 @ 02:25:09 PM AEST (User
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WHOA~~ Not sure how I really feel about this one but it certianly was deep.
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