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Legs Apart

Contributed by MickeyPigKnuckles on Monday, 1st November 2004 @ 12:19:18 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry























" FancyLadyRider Sig's "
" Legs Apart "

I was sipping some wine, and getting high
We were finally together, just her and I
Her lips were moist and her eyes so blue
I whispered in her ear what I wanted to do
I was touching her warm flesh it felt so fine
My fingers gently massaging up and down her spine
My hands came around and cupped her breast
You all think you know, all the rest
Together we became one beating heart
As I entered between, her Legs Apart
We both did it with no blame
Suddenly it happened, the white stuff came
Some heavy breathing along with some moaning
Both of us grunting and a groaning
I am glad its all finished, its all over now
Just what are you thinking? I was only milking a cow!!!!!

James L. McHenry

Copyright © 2004 By James L. McHenry

Copyright © 2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles

Copyright © 2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)

Copyright © 2004 HeartFelt TM




Copyright © MickeyPigKnuckles ... [ 2004-11-01 00:19:18]
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Re: Legs Apart (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Monday, 1st November 2004 @ 12:26:56 AM AEST
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Very funny but u warned us.
Use to milk a goat when I was a child but I never milked a cow.
Great work.
luv, huggs, smany smiles,
emy


Re: Legs Apart (User Rating: 1 )
by Essentially9 on Monday, 1st November 2004 @ 12:38:35 AM AEST
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lol, yeah ive heard that joke before. you wrote this version very poetically though =]


Re: Legs Apart (User Rating: 1 )
by AliB on Monday, 1st November 2004 @ 03:44:51 AM AEST
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OMG!!! I was just about to complain to Mick then lmao!
Loved this, very cleverly written.

Ali xx


Re: Legs Apart (User Rating: 1 )
by Kindredblood_dragon on Monday, 1st November 2004 @ 04:44:45 AM AEST
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Cleverly written, heh have miled a cow before, had to as a kid or no milk for us, cool poem thanx for the laugh.


Re: Legs Apart (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Monday, 1st November 2004 @ 07:34:24 AM AEST
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Gotta admit...you had me. Cute.
Stitch


Re: Legs Apart (User Rating: 1 )
by pixie on Monday, 1st November 2004 @ 07:34:56 AM AEST
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hehehe my mind is down in the gutter lol a wonderfully funny write,

takecare,

pixie xx


Re: Legs Apart (User Rating: 1 )
by mysticpoet on Monday, 1st November 2004 @ 07:53:44 AM AEST
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This is really good, I laughed outl loud I guess I knew where my mind was - LOL


Re: Legs Apart (User Rating: 1 )
by Deathly_Rose on Tuesday, 9th November 2004 @ 02:11:43 PM AEST
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That's awesome! I love how you phrased the poem, it's very well done, i laughed my buttox off after I finished reading it. Great work! keep it up ^.^




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