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Poor Little Suzy
Contributed by
MickeyPigKnuckles
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Sunday, 31st October 2004 @ 12:18:34 AM in AEST
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" FancyLadyRider Sig's "
" Poor Little Suzy "
On this school day, Suzy decided to sit in the back of class
She woke up having a terrible time with some internal gas
The teacher began giving the students some dictation
Suzy was squirming trying to control her farting constipation
Today, there were twenty-seven students in her room
They were suddenly surprised when they all heard a loud ruffling boom
As they all looked back at Suzy and stared
They saw little Suzy blowing huge puffs of air
Poor Little Suzy, was now an embarrassed child
Her ripper actually made a bomb sound mild
She quickly crossed her legs and held them tight
She was trying to hold it in with all her might
The pressure released out into a monster kaboom
As hurricane force wind swept through the room
Now books and papers were scattered all over the place
The shocked poor teacher had a wind blown face
The sonic boom was not the worse part
It was the putrid gas from poor Suzy’s fart
The paint on the walls began to peel
An emission of gas that nearly killed
The fire trucks, hazmat, and police all arrived
Looking for those who may have survived
One important thing we can learn from all of this
When one suffers from farting constipation, its school, you best miss!!!!!
James L. McHenry
Copyright ©2004 By James L. McHenry
Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles
Copyright ©2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)
Copyright ©2004 HeartFelt TM
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MickeyPigKnuckles
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2004-10-31 00:18:34]
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Re: Poor Little Suzy
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by blowfish_jane on
Sunday, 31st October 2004 @ 12:24:31 AM AEST
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LMAO this is one funny poem, poor little suzy indeed.
Hugs,
Jane x |
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Re: Poor Little Suzy
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by Kindredblood_dragon on
Sunday, 31st October 2004 @ 01:43:00 AM AEST
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| Rofalmao, lol thanx for the laughs, and the posting such a cool poem. |
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Re: Poor Little Suzy
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by pixie on
Sunday, 31st October 2004 @ 09:14:00 AM AEST
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hehehehe very. very good , made me laugh no end lol
takecare
pixie xx |
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