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Johnny Exudes

Contributed by MickeyPigKnuckles on Saturday, 30th October 2004 @ 12:40:06 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry











Prof Groucho
Cuddle 101
Advanced Studies
" Johnny Exudes "

Young Johnny was cool, funny, and smart
His only problem is that he farts
He just wanted to fit in with the crowd
But he was always ripping them out loud
He sat all alone at home one Friday night
Ripping them loose and squeezing some tight
Over the weekend, he mastered his new musical skill
On Monday, he waited for the classroom to fill
Suddenly the symphony started to blast
The student’s were amazed at how long it did last
The only bad thing is the smell that Johnny Exudes
The ugly aftermath of consuming different foods
He was very happy, yet filled with gloom
The aroma had totally cleared the room
Because of the awful stench that came from his rear
His friends now will not even come near
Johnny worked so hard to put on this show
He just wanted to be accepted, you know
This here poem is great words of poetic art
About Johnny, who now no longer fart’s!!!!!



James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 By James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles

Copyright ©2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)

Copyright ©2004 HeartFelt TM





Copyright © MickeyPigKnuckles ... [ 2004-10-30 00:40:06]
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Re: Johnny Exudes (User Rating: 1 )
by Kindredblood_dragon on Saturday, 30th October 2004 @ 12:48:56 AM AEST
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Lol reminded me of a song called Mic the master farter lol, awesome write, with a cool moral if ya gona fart, keep the tune but lose the aroma, heh, though good for getting ridding of unwanted people heh.
Awesome really need a luagh today thanks.


Re: Johnny Exudes (User Rating: 1 )
by blowfish_jane on Saturday, 30th October 2004 @ 12:53:42 AM AEST
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LMAO good poem.

Hugs,
Jane x


Re: Johnny Exudes (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Saturday, 30th October 2004 @ 12:57:32 AM AEST
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Cute but my God, the stench.
luv, huggs, smiles,
emy


Re: Johnny Exudes (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Saturday, 30th October 2004 @ 01:03:43 AM AEST
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LMAO!! How could we NOT laugh!!!!
You are the king of humor!!!

Jenni


Re: Johnny Exudes (User Rating: 1 )
by THORN on Saturday, 30th October 2004 @ 05:47:03 AM AEST
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You've done well, very well :)
To be bring a smile on my face is almost impossible, I'm not a big fan of humorous poetry...
You've gone far to produce this =)


Cheers,
-Raye




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