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Where Did It Go ôô

Contributed by MickeyPigKnuckles on Monday, 25th October 2004 @ 10:16:49 AM in AEST
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" Where Did It Go "

One night while sitting down to watch some television
I grabbed my faithful remote control to help with my decision
Its always on the table beside my comfy chair
A major panic struck me as its not there
I was now stressed, looked around, where could it be?
Without my remote, I can’t figure out my own TV
Someone moved it, so I looked all around
I felt the fright in my heart start to pound
I finally found it under a book on the kitchen table
I sat it down, fixed a snack, then went to view some cable
I reached for my remote and somehow its gone
So now I can’t turn my TV on
Where Did It Go this time? As I meanly grouch
It was stuffed under the cushions of the couch
Now maybe I can watch that dad burn thing
As I turn it on I hear the doorbell ring
Once again I take my remote with me
I will not let it go, I will not set it free
I finish answering the door and return to my comfy chair
Ready to watch some TV and discover my remote’s not there
While answering the door, I was very happy with myself
I realized I left it there on the shelf
I am tired now and really think instead
Since my show is over now, I’ll just go to bed!!!!!

By James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles

©2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)

Copyright ©2004 Heartfelt TM





Copyright © MickeyPigKnuckles ... [ 2004-10-25 10:16:49]
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Re: Where Did It Go ôô (User Rating: 1 )
by sweetangeluk on Monday, 25th October 2004 @ 11:40:20 AM AEST
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Lol how many times have I done this. Wonderful poem really enjoyed thanks for the laughter
The strangest place I found it once was in the bin chuckle chuckle


love Sweetangelukxxxxxxx


Re: Where Did It Go ôô (User Rating: 1 )
by sammydid on Monday, 25th October 2004 @ 12:55:05 PM AEST
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haha! so true. my strangest place was inside my dogs stomach. but thats another story. i think its funny how people will search all over the house to find a remote, but wont just get up and turn on the TV.
-natalie




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