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With A Limp
Contributed by
MickeyPigKnuckles
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Sunday, 24th October 2004 @ 10:59:12 AM in AEST
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Sigs By Texas Angel
" With A Limp "
I was out for dinner with some good friends
My best friend was getting a vasectomy and wondered how it ends
My eyes opened wide and quickly began to rise
As I saw the fear deep in my friends eyes
I had a true-life story to tell
Another friend of mine had actually lived through this hell
After the surgery he was really feeling no pain
He decided to vacuum the house to his wife’s disdain
The cord was caught in a knot behind the door
Now let me share with you this man’s unfortunate horror
He yanked and whipped the cord as his wife sat to watch
It was freed up and snapped him in the crotch
That was the end of vacuuming for that day
As he now went to bed in pain to stay
Soon nature called, so carefully to the bathroom he goes
Slowly walking in critical pain on his tiptoes
He carefully pulled his underwear down with just one hand
It slipped and snapped him like a rubber band
By now you know where the undies hit him
It was the falling toilet seat that really slapped them
He screamed and fell grabbing for the shower curtain
It broke free and ultimate hurting pain was now certain
His wife heard and was now running down the hall
She found her man in the tub in a little ball
No one should have to endure tortures such as these
As this man now crawled to bed on his hands and knees
He has never been considered to be a whimp
For now he does walk With A Limp!!!!!
By James L. McHenry
Copyright ©2004 James L. McHenry
Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles
©2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)
Copyright ©2004 Heartfelt TM
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MickeyPigKnuckles
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Re: With A Limp
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by Jenni_K on
Sunday, 24th October 2004 @ 11:24:05 AM AEST
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Ouch!! LMAO!! You never cease to amaze and amuse me with your writes.... Thanks Mickey...
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Re: With A Limp
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by sweetangeluk on
Sunday, 24th October 2004 @ 02:33:01 PM AEST
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Painful it sounds.
Great story lol great write
Love Sweetangelukxxxx |
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Re: With A Limp
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by candysears on
Thursday, 1st September 2005 @ 10:57:57 AM AEST
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Very funny write,,lol
I love it
God Bless your friend |
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Re: With A Limp
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by bigduck6769 on
Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 12:03:46 PM AEST
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HAHA!!!
that was awesome man..
i lol'd many times..
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