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Science Test
Contributed by
stew
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Saturday, 23rd October 2004 @ 04:21:28 PM in AEST
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One day I decided to go for a walk
And when I stepped outside my door
I saw something I couldn't believe
I saw a pink elephant beginning to soar.
When I stepped outside my gate
My shoe got stuck
The fence had sucked it in
That's just my luck.
I decided to just keep going
When I heard the funniest sound
I couldn't believe what I could hear
The sun was talking to the ground.
As I passed the grocery store
I saw a monkey driving a car
And then I saw something very weird
A rhino stuck in tar.
I was starting to get hungry
So I stopped at the Cafe
I ordered a cheeseburger and fries
But when I opened it, it yelled, "Get out of my way!"
By now I've had enough
I thought I was going insane
But then I heard a bird
Screaming out my name.
This had gone way too far
I shouldn't have even opened my door
Because that pink elephant
Is now on my floor.
The fence that had eaten my shoe
Now had eaten my closet whole
The sun and ground was yelling loud
My brain was getting very full.
The monkey that was driving the car
Had now crashed into a tree
And the rhino was so far down
He couldn't even see.
The cheeseburger and fries
Had somehow went to jail
Then suddenly I realized this happened because
My science test I had failed.
Copyright ©
stew
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2004-10-23 16:21:28]
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Re: Science Test
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by alyssakoren_03 on
Saturday, 23rd October 2004 @ 04:42:36 PM AEST
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| LOL OMG I LOVE THAT |
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Re: Science Test
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by a_bear on
Saturday, 23rd October 2004 @ 05:34:41 PM AEST
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| a science test or breathalizer? which is not so funny since people are killed by drunk drivers..so I hope I'm wrong.. |
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Re: Science Test
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by Jenni_K on
Saturday, 23rd October 2004 @ 05:51:34 PM AEST
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lol...nice one...
Jenni |
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Re: Science Test
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by ladyfawn on
Saturday, 23rd October 2004 @ 05:54:04 PM AEST
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cleverly creative:) hugs n' love nessa
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Re: Science Test
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by Bruce on
Sunday, 24th October 2004 @ 10:34:44 AM AEST
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| really cute, loved it |
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