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One Orange Crumb

Contributed by MickeyPigKnuckles on Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 06:17:35 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry













Just to see you smile





Smiling Yet????


NO

Ok just take a look below
















NOW YOU'RE SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!




SultryRose's Signatures



" One Orange Crumb "

It seems I am the only one to really care
I know I sat them on the table next to my chair
I scanned the room, and looked under the rugs
No sight of them, but lots of dead bugs
For an empty bag I looked in the trash
All I found there were empty cans of corned beef hash
I searched throughout the house, the highs and lows
How could I have lost my bag of cheetos
Now, all through the house, I madly raced
My playful dog’s followed me and chased
I have to find them, I kept saying to myself
I looked everywhere, including every shelf
My nose knows their tasty scent always lingers
Now I must check, my families fingers
My cute little niece was licking her hand
I found my culprit, now I am feeling real grand
I grabbed her up by her arm
Produce my cheeto’s and I’ll do you no harm
She said she left the bag on my bed
I released my grip and off I sped
I jumped on the bed, happy as a sprite
I quickly learned, something was not right
I looked inside, and felt really dumb
There was nothing left, but One Orange Crumb
No energy left, feeling bad, and kind of low
I did not get to eat, one single cheeto!!!!!


By James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles

© 2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)

Copyright ©2004 Heartfelt TM





Copyright © MickeyPigKnuckles ... [ 2004-10-22 18:17:35]
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Re: One Orange Crumb (User Rating: 1 )
by Dusty on Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 06:21:44 PM AEST
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ROTFL!!!!What more can I say?
Dusty


Re: One Orange Crumb (User Rating: 1 )
by Essentially9 on Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 07:25:07 PM AEST
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=] the hot fries are better.


Re: One Orange Crumb (User Rating: 1 )
by macmcgovern on Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 10:57:03 PM AEST
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This will produce a good laugh whenever its read. Send this to Frito Lay, they need a good laugh. Thanks for sharing, I throughly enjoyed.

Mac


Re: One Orange Crumb (User Rating: 1 )
by sweetangeluk on Saturday, 23rd October 2004 @ 11:34:42 AM AEST
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Lol brilliant loved it.

Hide them next time. Better still buy loads then there will be enough to go round


Lov eSweetangelukxxxx


Re: One Orange Crumb (User Rating: 1 )
by Cindy359 on Saturday, 2nd October 2010 @ 05:13:04 PM AEST
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OK OK ...I loved the intro, very funny and it did make me smile..ok.
For the rest of words well I could almost see you looking for those cheeto's running through the house.. I give you 2 thumbs up..Please don't stop writting here we need this...thanks.




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