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Skid Marked Boxers

Contributed by MickeyPigKnuckles on Thursday, 21st October 2004 @ 10:36:06 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry













Just to see you smile





Smiling Yet????


NO

Ok just take a look below
















NOW YOU'RE SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!




SultryRose's Signatures



" Skid Marked Boxers "

The human body is an amazing thing
Neat actions and noises we're quite a being
Some of the things that we tend to eat
At times have a tendency to repeat

Some of the noises we can make
Most are real and some are fake
So when you hear a sound of thunder
Chances are it came from down under

Sometimes noisy, sometimes quiet
Some people are open while others hide it
Some actions subtle while others are vivid
Someone may ask you what you just did

Some are funny and some can be deadly
Then there are some that play a medley
Most are dry but some are wet
When you hear one it's best to get

So when you hear the sound of thunder
In your mind you better wonder
When you feel some heat from under
Be sure and check for Skid Marked Boxers!!!!!

By James L. McHenry

Copyright ©August 3, 2003 James L. McHenry

Copyright ©)August 3, 2003 By Mickey Pig Knuckles

©August 3, 2003 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)

Copyright ©August 3, 2003 Heartfelt TM





Copyright © MickeyPigKnuckles ... [ 2004-10-21 10:36:06]
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Re: Skid Marked Boxers (User Rating: 1 )
by cuddlytiger17 on Thursday, 21st October 2004 @ 10:54:44 AM AEST
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That made me think of what happened to me yesterday, i was standing in the lunch line and this guy turns around and is like do u smell that? And I'm like what? and sniffed, and hes like I just farted! It was so gross...*shakes head* lol i had all i could do not to cry, i mean i WAS standing in the LUNCH line!


Re: Skid Marked Boxers (User Rating: 1 )
by sweetangeluk on Thursday, 21st October 2004 @ 11:07:45 AM AEST
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Lol very funny. Sounds like they followed through.

Fab poem


Love Sweetangelukxxxxx


Re: Skid Marked Boxers (User Rating: 1 )
by pixie on Thursday, 21st October 2004 @ 11:19:45 AM AEST
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omg that was hilarious lolololol :)

thanks for giving me a smile, as I am about to lave for college *sigh*

takecare,

pixie xx


Re: Skid Marked Boxers (User Rating: 1 )
by Rxqueen on Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 06:02:00 AM AEST
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I love your humerous poems!!! They are seriously funny!




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