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He Squeezed My Grapefruit
Contributed by
MickeyPigKnuckles
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Tuesday, 19th October 2004 @ 10:13:06 AM in AEST
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" He Squeezed My Grapefruit "
I am a young man of only fifteen
Getting ready for a party this fine Halloween
I think I am going to dress up as a lady
I know, its kind of shady
Pulling on some dark hose to cover my hair
So other guest won’t sit there and stare
I found some grapefruits to use for my breasts
I felt some hard pressure on my chest
The dress that I picked is pink and red
I will have to be careful that my legs don’t spread
The wig I am wearing is long black hair
It feels like the tail from a mare
I get to the party and play some games
One guy hit on me, he is so lame
We were sitting on the couch watching a movie
Another guy whispered to me, you are really groovy
He nibbled and then kissed on my ear
Him finding out was my biggest fear
He Squeezed my Grapefruit and it shot
I jumped up and left, outta there I got!!!!!
By James L. McHenry
Copyright ©2004 James L. McHenry
Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles
©2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)
Copyright ©2004 Heartfelt TM
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Re: He Squeezed My Grapefruit
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by pixie on
Tuesday, 19th October 2004 @ 10:40:23 AM AEST
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hehehe very funny, :) made me chuckle, great write,keep em coming,
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Re: He Squeezed My Grapefruit
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by Jishes_4_ever on
Tuesday, 19th October 2004 @ 10:48:15 AM AEST
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lol... very funny... it mad me laugh... i liked it... great write...
~!*!~jishes~!*!~ |
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