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Loud Varoom

Contributed by MickeyPigKnuckles on Saturday, 16th October 2004 @ 12:17:25 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry













Just to see you smile





Smiling Yet????


NO

Ok just take a look below
















NOW YOU'RE SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!




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" Loud Varoom "

While shopping in a Wall Mart near the dressing room
I was suddenly surprised by a Loud Varoom
It kind of sounded like a motorcycle just started
But I knew it was someone in there that just farted
I heard them coughing and gasping for air
People walking by just had to stop and stare
Suddenly we all heard another very loud blast
More people gathering as they walked past
We all heard some more coughing and gasping for air
No one left the scene, but rather just stared
We all were expecting to hear one more
This final ripper was felt through the floor
The dressing room door opened very slow
I was amazed as this crowd did grow
Finally a small young lady slowly stepped outside
Stepped back in red faced wanting to hide
Many people left their place near the dressing room
I will never forget that first Loud Varoom!!!!!




By James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles

© 2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)

Copyright ©2004 Heartfelt TM





Copyright © MickeyPigKnuckles ... [ 2004-10-16 00:17:25]
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Re: Loud Varoom (User Rating: 1 )
by shanarah on Saturday, 16th October 2004 @ 12:21:55 AM AEST
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lmao... hilarious write. I enjoyed it..lol..take care,
shanarah...


Re: Loud Varoom (User Rating: 1 )
by Ronald on Saturday, 16th October 2004 @ 12:43:09 AM AEST
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You're very funny you know? HAHAHA... thanks for this poem. Very cute


Re: Loud Varoom (User Rating: 1 )
by Essentially9 on Saturday, 16th October 2004 @ 12:46:08 AM AEST
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=] ....walmartians....


Re: Loud Varoom (User Rating: 1 )
by Kindredblood_dragon on Saturday, 16th October 2004 @ 02:39:12 AM AEST
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ROFALMAO woah this is so cool, thanks for sharing i really needed a good laugh tonight, awesome write.


Re: Loud Varoom (User Rating: 1 )
by inoc on Saturday, 16th October 2004 @ 03:01:37 AM AEST
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thanks for the laugh....
what a shock I was expecting someone big....
lol
cheers!~


Re: Loud Varoom (User Rating: 1 )
by sweetangeluk on Saturday, 16th October 2004 @ 07:41:19 AM AEST
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She was sure full of wind then. Lol Very funny my sides are hurting with laughing so much.
Great sense of humour first class

love Sweetangelukxxxxx




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