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Contributed by Rxqueen on Friday, 15th October 2004 @ 07:31:27 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



it's something so simple
yet something so hot
its something to look at
its somthing I got

I don't understand the infatuation
that puts me in an akward situation
causing me so much frustration
can ya please look in my eyes?

It drives me mad crazy up a wall
it's not what I intended at all
they stare and trip and sometimes fall
god what is it with these guys?


it's something so simple
yet something so hot
its something to look at
its somthing I got

I picked out a shirt in a rush
not trying to cause such a hush
making them all turn to mush
when I walked through the door

I didn't intend for it to be
so blatent and obvious to see
I wish they wouldn't keep staring at me
I can't take it any more

it's something so simple
yet something so hot
its something to look at
its somthing I got

I finally got so aggitated
that these boys were so captivated
at something so totally over rated
I just took off my darn shirt

Heck, I figured after all that it couldn't hurt.





Copyright © Rxqueen ... [ 2004-10-15 07:31:27]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: cleavage (User Rating: 1 )
by Flipped_out on Friday, 15th October 2004 @ 07:49:07 AM AEST
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Ohhh just loved this...

so funny so true... mammary glands hey....I say let them look...Ive not bought a drink in years....hee hee..all down to boobies...men huh lol


Ty so much for this...and for making me laugh

Kell x


Re: cleavage (User Rating: 1 )
by Apardame on Friday, 15th October 2004 @ 09:59:07 AM AEST
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This is a funny poem. It made me laugh and smile a lot!! But it is something that everyone has. And for some reason, guys do tend to stare to much. Thanks for making me smile. Great Poem!!


Re: cleavage (User Rating: 1 )
by Nazmythian on Friday, 15th October 2004 @ 11:08:31 AM AEST
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>>> attempting to maintain eye contact, applauds, chuckles, shakes head, and turns to go .....

Thanks for the giggles

Nazmythian ~


Re: cleavage (User Rating: 1 )
by sicknivesevered on Friday, 15th October 2004 @ 01:15:07 PM AEST
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Heh, heh - XD

Yea...........
A chick writing about her breasts - I have no complaints (^_^)b


Re: cleavage (User Rating: 1 )
by UnlovedChild on Saturday, 16th October 2004 @ 12:56:09 PM AEST
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Hey sweet one! I really love this poem and it makes me laugh. My mom and cousin and soon to be stepsister are all jealous of mine, but I say take them! lol. Good job :-)


Re: cleavage (User Rating: 1 )
by messrmarauder on Saturday, 16th October 2004 @ 01:52:58 PM AEST
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This put a smile on my face, I must say. Most amusing... yet... true. :]


Re: cleavage (User Rating: 1 )
by clotti on Sunday, 17th October 2004 @ 10:18:13 AM AEST
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i like this. i cant help but smile, well done for writing about something that is so obvious but bugs many girls, girls who hate guys looking at what they have and girls who are bugged by the fact that they dont have what their friends have. well done keep writing you make people smile


Re: cleavage (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 03:43:10 AM AEST
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If you walk around naked long enough, people won't look at them. Trust me, they'll be looking elsewhere then. good poem.




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