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Shakespeare Language
Contributed by
AliB
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Tuesday, 12th October 2004 @ 04:32:41 PM in AEST
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An imagination he certainly had
Although not my cup of tea
It's too Olde Worlde and historical
And why do they talk funny?
Oh cometh fortheth and where for 'art thou?
It's just no way to talk
And what's this about boys acting as girls
Was it the way they walked?
But back to the lingo, I just don't understand
It's hard for me to comprehend
There's no need to talk posh
It's just a load of old tosh
All his plays I want to ammend
In my language I'd say, on a bright sunny day
"Hey Romeo, where the bloody hell are you?
Come over here and nibble my ear
We'll even get married if you want to?"
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AliB
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Re: Shakespeare Language
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by Archie on
Tuesday, 12th October 2004 @ 04:50:00 PM AEST
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| Very witty indeed. They talk like that because they speak english not american. I can't stop laughing at this poem. |
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Re: Shakespeare Language
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by Dawny on
Tuesday, 19th October 2004 @ 05:01:05 AM AEST
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Thou dost thinkest this poem is excellent, thou be very witty : )
Love Dawny x |
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Re: Shakespeare Language
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Saturday, 27th November 2004 @ 02:14:42 PM AEST
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roflmfao!!!!Hey how did i miss this? it's bloody hilarious! you're a clever ol' duck aintcha!
Johnny.
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Re: Shakespeare Language
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 20th March 2006 @ 06:17:04 PM AEST
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| i'm in stitches! |
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