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SLEEPING WITH DOGS?

Contributed by lovingcritters on Monday, 11th October 2004 @ 02:50:30 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry





"SLEEPING WITH DOGS?"

SNUG?
as a bug in a rug!

TIGHT?
yet breathable,
you'll be all right!

LUMPY?
makes one grumpy!

HOT?
body heat a lot!

-18 BELOW ZERO?
toasty feet no freezo!

RESTFUL?
not actual, better cancel!

COMFORTABLE?
quite a chuckle!

ANY ROOM?
rather gloomy!

DREAMISH?
foot in belly, nightmarish!

SMELLY?
gas galorie!!!

COZY?
non-drowsy, too many doggy!

SLEEP ALONE?
can't--habit not outgrown!

WELL RESTED?
bloodshot eyes flaunted!

END-ABLE?
cruel--no one to cuddle!

FUNNY?
laughs for Granny!

Created by
LovingCritters
ConSue
October 8, 2004

"My little dog--a heartbeat at my feet!"
~Edith Wharton~

"I only have 5,
could be worse!!!



*Doggy bedtime Smiles!*




Copyright © lovingcritters ... [ 2004-10-11 14:50:30]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: SLEEPING WITH DOGS? (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Monday, 11th October 2004 @ 02:53:20 PM AEST
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roflmao ohhhhhhh Conni this is so funny! I know how cold the Wyoming nights can get. Here in the desert where we dont freeze our hineys off I still end up with the entire crew in my bed at night thank god for a king sized mattress or Id been shoved off onto the floor lol
Michelle


Re: SLEEPING WITH DOGS? (User Rating: 1 )
by brew on Monday, 11th October 2004 @ 02:54:34 PM AEST
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What a wonderful site............I love animals, and have a sweet doggie my self. I always enjoy your writes.......makes one day~!


Re: SLEEPING WITH DOGS? (User Rating: 1 )
by pixie on Monday, 11th October 2004 @ 03:03:51 PM AEST
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awwwww this is so damn cute, made me smile all over,

pixie xx


Re: SLEEPING WITH DOGS? (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Monday, 11th October 2004 @ 03:14:07 PM AEST
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rio gets to sleep w/ us but lita is a toe nipper so she is not allowed in bed

Hugs
Shari


Re: SLEEPING WITH DOGS? (User Rating: 1 )
by LOWMAN613 on Monday, 11th October 2004 @ 10:42:26 PM AEST
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Well we have 4 that sleep with us #5 sleeps alone for some reason! But I know what you mean here! LOL Christina


Re: SLEEPING WITH DOGS? (User Rating: 1 )
by Ronald on Tuesday, 12th October 2004 @ 11:34:09 AM AEST
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This is just so cute!!! haha... Thanks for making my day with dogs. I liked it.


Re: SLEEPING WITH DOGS? (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Wednesday, 13th October 2004 @ 05:42:01 AM AEST
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Very cute, mom.
Still I'd have to have my heat on.
luv, huggs, smiles,
yo brat
emy


Re: SLEEPING WITH DOGS? (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Wednesday, 13th October 2004 @ 11:51:00 AM AEST
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Hence the term "3 dog night" meaning it's REALLY cold. Wonderful fun.
Stitch




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