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Elephant Lessee
Contributed by
norm
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Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 08:59:11 AM in AEST
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I went to the Jersey State Fair,
I saw an elephant there,
When I saw it's great size,
It made me realize
I would havw to widen the stair.
Now, in case you ask about that,
I rented old Jumbo a flat,
With a reinforced floor,
And an oversized door,
And water that's held in a vat.
The arrangements were heaven-sent
It's great, the elephant meant,
I got me real hot,
'cause like it or not,
Old Jumbo paid 'peanuts' for rent.
Copyright ©
norm
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2004-10-09 08:59:11]
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Re: Elephant Lessee
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by pixie on
Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 09:01:56 AM AEST
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pmsl lol great write Norm, made me chuckle,
pixie xx |
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Re: Elephant Lessee
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by Remy on
Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 12:48:02 PM AEST
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yucky yucky eww eww!! lol, this is cute... love it!! ;0)
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Re: Elephant Lessee
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by a_bear on
Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 01:16:19 PM AEST
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| I love elephant jokes...elephant poems..this was just great...just great. I think you should be in my story..an elephant trainer maybe? I wrote the ending already..but I can do a sequel...lol |
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Re: Elephant Lessee
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by lovingcritters on
Thursday, 14th October 2004 @ 01:48:45 AM AEST
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My goodness dear friend Norm........I had no idea you loved elephants in any form!!!!
I love your imagination..........you're such a sensation!!!! Bet Old Jumbo thought you were daffy...........but had lots of fun with you pulling taffy! *smiles*..........well atleast it rhymes!!!
Love
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Re: Elephant Lessee
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by Stitch on
Thursday, 14th October 2004 @ 09:36:27 AM AEST
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Peanuts for rent?
He must have lived in a tent.
No Jumbos for me...
they would spill my nice tea.
Stitch |
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