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COME RUNNING WITH US!
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Tuesday, 5th October 2004 @ 09:43:36 AM in AEST
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"COME RUNNING WITH US!"
A little rabbit is happily running through the forests.....
When he stumbles upon some giraffes rolling a joint, like artists!
The rabbit looks at them, and says, "Giraffes,
my friends, why do you do this?
Come running with me through the forest,
you'll feel so good, this, you'll never miss!"
The Giraffes looked at him, looked at their joint,
tossed the joint away, and off they went running
with the rabbit, as they see his viewpoint!
Then they come across an elephant doing coke!
"Elephant, my friend, why do you do this?
Think about your health! Come running with us
through the pretty forest, so give that stuff a goodbye kiss.....
Come with us, you'll feel so much bliss!"
The elephant looks at them, at his razor, mirror and all,
tosses them away, a run with them into the forest
never to miss!!!
The animals then come across a lion about to shoot-up!
"Lion," said the rabbit, "Why do you do this? You know it's not
good for you.....
Come running with us through the sunny forest, you can feel
wonderful too!"
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle and starts to beat
the rabbit to a pulp!!!
As the giraffes and elephant watch in horror, they ask,
"Lion why did you beat him up, he was merely trying to help?"
The lion answers with a roar....
"That little bugger makes me run around this forest all the time,
Running, running, through dirt and grime.....
He makes me feel like a idiot for hours and hours we run
very briskly.....and do you want to know why?
He's on Ecstasy!!!"
Created from an email
But the poem is mine!
LovingCritters
ConSue
October 4, 2004
*Dopey Smiles*
Copyright ©
lovingcritters
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Re: COME RUNNING WITH US!
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by AsrealTheFallen10 on
Tuesday, 5th October 2004 @ 09:50:17 AM AEST
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*cries*
I'm laughing so hard it hurts. |
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Re: COME RUNNING WITH US!
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by Kindredblood_dragon on
Tuesday, 5th October 2004 @ 10:02:24 AM AEST
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| Lmao till my sides split, dam this was so hilarious, man what a totally cool poem, woah it rocked. |
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Re: COME RUNNING WITH US!
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by Ilhar on
Tuesday, 5th October 2004 @ 10:17:57 AM AEST
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made my day laughing so hard my sides hurt
Shari |
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Re: COME RUNNING WITH US!
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by pixie on
Tuesday, 5th October 2004 @ 10:27:29 AM AEST
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hehee I loved this, especially the rabbit yawning Awwwwww lol
pixie xx |
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Re: COME RUNNING WITH US!
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by Nazmythian on
Tuesday, 5th October 2004 @ 10:41:56 AM AEST
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OMG Connie, that was too much !! I was figuring he was on speed. LOL I loved it. I'll be laughing all day !!!
Nazmythian ~ |
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Re: COME RUNNING WITH US!
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by Puppy_dog_eyes on
Tuesday, 5th October 2004 @ 11:31:30 AM AEST
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I needed to laugh today.
You made me achieve this , thanks
Steve |
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Re: COME RUNNING WITH US!
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by shelby on
Tuesday, 5th October 2004 @ 12:45:53 PM AEST
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lol to cute Conni
Michelle |
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Re: COME RUNNING WITH US!
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 5th October 2004 @ 05:24:44 PM AEST
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You are just too much, girlfriend. And, btw, just how do you know about all these drugs???????????????? Hmmmmmmmm?
Love,
Rita |
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Re: COME RUNNING WITH US!
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by Yousef on
Tuesday, 5th October 2004 @ 07:20:24 PM AEST
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| well, in fact I haven't read any humorous poetry before, this is my first time, but like they say "there is always a first time for everything", and I loved it, I really did, and I'll look for those humorous poems from now, thanks to you. |
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Re: COME RUNNING WITH US!
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by Stitch on
Thursday, 7th October 2004 @ 01:28:09 PM AEST
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Consue,
It is you...
who is a STITCH!
LOL!
Stitch |
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Re: COME RUNNING WITH US!
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by emystar on
Thursday, 7th October 2004 @ 10:22:09 PM AEST
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Great graphics-n-very funny.
luv, huggs, smiles,
yo brat,
emy |
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