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A Girl's Best Friend
Contributed by
pixie
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Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 12:55:37 PM in AEST
Topic:
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I carry it around everywhere I go,
It’s hidden away, so that no-one knows,
It fits in my handbag, just perfect,
It has a smooth plastic surface.
Every woman has to have one,
They possess hours of fun,
The cost depends on the particular style.
They really do drive you wild.
Mine is actually quite short in length,
The bloody battery I’m on my tenth,
When I hear the buzz it fills me with pleasure,
Compared to men, they don’t begin to measure!
When I’m feeling excited I give it a bashing,
People must wonder why my eyes are flashing,
At night it sleeps beside my bed,
I plug it in and keep it well fed.
They make them for men too,
But most of them don’t know what to do,
This little gadget is such a god send,
Oh dear Mobile….. You’re a girl’s best friend.
Copyright ©
pixie
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2004-10-01 12:55:37]
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Re: A Girl's Best Friend
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by lostinmyself on
Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 01:08:41 PM AEST
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Heehee, for a few seconds there i didn't realize you were talking about a phone. lol!!
I love this. Made me giggle at the end. Heehee.
You should write more humourous poetry.
*hugs*
Phil xxx |
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Re: A Girl's Best Friend
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by Cynthia on
Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 01:53:24 PM AEST
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| ROFLMFAOOOOOOO I loved this Pixie. Hehehhe Wonderful work. Absolutely wonderful. *S* Cynthia |
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Re: A Girl's Best Friend
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by ladyfawn on
Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 01:54:18 PM AEST
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| lolol! |
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Re: A Girl's Best Friend
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by Greasefire on
Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 04:31:48 PM AEST
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| Very cool. It's time they got some recognition. However, I bought my girlfriend one and turns out I like it almost as much as she does, so it can also be man's good friend ( not best friend cause for me you can't beat the real thing). |
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Re: A Girl's Best Friend
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by Jenni_K on
Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 06:01:23 PM AEST
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Loved this Pixie....I knew from the start it wasnt what you made it seem to be....(only cuz I have written some similar ones...) lol..
Jenni |
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Re: A Girl's Best Friend
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by Essentially9 on
Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 08:49:05 PM AEST
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| ::thinks of all the people killed from talking on the cell phone and driving at the same time:: ...some best friend =/ |
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Re: A Girl's Best Friend
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by TheVoice on
Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 09:35:59 PM AEST
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very good piece. kept it quite interesting.
hugs,
the voice
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Re: A Girl's Best Friend
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by Bruce on
Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 10:24:35 PM AEST
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| surprise ending, very cleverly written, great write |
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Re: A Girl's Best Friend
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by Rakerman1999 on
Saturday, 2nd October 2004 @ 07:22:35 AM AEST
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lol...ok..well ya got me ya smarty pants. Hook line and sinker :oP
Thanks for the laugh :o)
Roses
Larry |
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Re: A Girl's Best Friend
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by lovingcritters on
Saturday, 2nd October 2004 @ 10:28:09 AM AEST
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Dear Little Pixie,
That was clever and unique I must say!
I was guessing and guessing away!!!
But when I read that last line.....my thoughts were far away.........
from yours!!!
This was so cute.........do it again!
Always enjoy your poetry very much!
Love you
consue |
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Re: A Girl's Best Friend
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by Broken_Skin on
Sunday, 3rd October 2004 @ 12:36:51 PM AEST
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That is naughty!
Well didnt expect a mobile!
nice one |
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