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Searching For The Outhouse
Contributed by
Cynthia
on
Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 08:51:14 PM in AEST
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Travelling through the outback
with a tour group,
me stomach started rumblin'
I had to go poop.
I ran underneath
a eucalyptus tree,
but a dang dingo
kept following me.
I had to go
really darn bad,
this is the worst feelin'
I have ever had.
I kept runnin' around
was feeling rather daft,
I seen a kookaburra
it stood there and laughed.
I was runnin' wildly
around the open bush,
farts were comin' out
of me gassy tush.
Me knickers were bein'
real nasty buggars,
they kept ridin'
they were extremely tight huggers.
After all the runnin' around
I met up with me group,
ne'er did find the dang outhouse
and still gotta go poop.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Sept.1/2004
Copyright ©
Cynthia
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2004-09-28 20:51:14]
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Re: Searching For The Outhouse
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by emystar on
Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 08:55:27 PM AEST
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Well I know I shouldn't laugh cause it could happen to me but it's very funny.
Awesome writing.
luv, huggs, big smiles,
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Re: Searching For The Outhouse
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 08:57:54 PM AEST
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| LMAO! That is too funny! |
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Re: Searching For The Outhouse
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by BrandySwanson on
Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 09:07:57 PM AEST
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oh no lmao, 0oops sorry I shouldn't have but I couldn't help it. This was way too funny lol. Great write and thanks for sharing this one. now I'll just hope and pray it doesn't happen to me for laughing lol.
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Re: Searching For The Outhouse
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by ladyfawn on
Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 09:34:22 PM AEST
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i stay away from potty poetry but since it was you cynthia i knew it would be cute, it is! lol, hugs n' love nessa
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Re: Searching For The Outhouse
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by free2you on
Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 10:10:26 PM AEST
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I want to say "This Stinks" but I won't..rotflmao.... glad I ain't the only one who hangs around for hours waiting to post. I say we all rush Mick and ask for more posts!!!!
Excellent write by the way...You put time in to yours..what a novel idea..lol. |
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Re: Searching For The Outhouse
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by Essentially9 on
Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 10:13:41 PM AEST
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| i guess youll be wearing diapers from now on? |
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Re: Searching For The Outhouse
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by Jenni_K on
Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 10:15:04 PM AEST
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Hi Cynthia...I just popped in and saw this and couldn't go away without commenting...lmao.. This is hilarious!!!!
I hope all is well with you...I miss your lovely poems but I will be back full time soon and do some catching up on reading/sommenting..
Hugs
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Re: Searching For The Outhouse
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by brokenwings on
Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 11:07:13 PM AEST
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best laugh i've had all day...shouldn't laugh but its funny good write
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