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Clear The Room
Contributed by
MickeyPigKnuckles
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Saturday, 25th September 2004 @ 12:04:07 AM in AEST
Topic:
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Just to see you smile
Smiling Yet????
NO
Ok just take a look below
NOW YOU'RE SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!
SultryRose's Signatures
" Clear The Room "
Pull on my finger and listen for the sound
You might just feel it right through the ground
My dad would do it sometimes and say, where’s the duck?
His dad would do it too and say, that’s a big truck
Many times they are loud, and sometimes they’re not
Sometimes I try and squeeze them out and never get caught
It seems eating lots of beans makes them worse
My brother loves beans and has a farting curse
He always laughs aloud when he lets them go
My sis usually screams out and says, Oh, No!
Mom always tells me she’s never farted
Daddy says, don’t you get me started
Some of the smelly ones are hard to take
Sometimes you feel them and put on the brakes
Almost everyone of them have an awful odor
They sound pretty cool, they sound like a motor
When you hear the sudden noise of a loud varooom
You better get out and Clear The Room !!!!!
By James L. McHenry
Copyright ©2004 James L. McHenry
Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles
© 2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)
Copyright ©2004 Heartfelt TM
Copyright ©
MickeyPigKnuckles
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2004-09-25 00:04:07]
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Re: Clear The Room
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 25th September 2004 @ 12:34:11 AM AEST
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you mad genius you! i gotta tell you mate this is the best laugh i've had all week!
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Re: Clear The Room
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by Kindredblood_dragon on
Saturday, 25th September 2004 @ 07:04:51 AM AEST
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Lmbao lol this bought back some memories, and remebered smells, lol some best kept in the dark. Altough I thought I was good at letting some rankers go, was proven to be weak in the rictor scale of 0 my flatmates dog is the king, silent and lethal, a real nose hair curler and tear jerker.......god that dog can let em go.
Cheers for the primo read, my tears are still rolling and my sides cant take anymore.
Bloody awesome one. |
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