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- Toilets Are Cool -
Contributed by
abnormal
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Thursday, 23rd September 2004 @ 10:25:27 PM in AEST
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Stomach's grumbling
Gotta make a run for the bathroom
A Cold sweat is happening
Better hurry up, or I might have a finkel matter ala' mode in my pants
Come gimme a hand in the bathroom, Im 90 year old man
Join me in the bathroom for a porcelian party
Just made it in the bathroom
Time to have a blast
Put my tooshie on the cold seat
Gonna feel a sudden burst
TOILETS ARE COOL!
Oh-no, I can't go
Im constapated
All I can do is break wind
Everybody has evacuated
I wonder what midevil toilets looked like
oh wait, im going now, But I can't stop
I need a curtosy flush
Eww, it looks like filthy mush
TOILETS ARE COOL!
Thank goodness Im all done
I ran outta toilet paper
I have to use a umbrella or I have to use a thumb
TOILETS ARE COOL!
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Re: - Toilets Are Cool -
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 23rd September 2004 @ 11:40:06 PM AEST
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Toilets are coller than cool, they are ICE COLD!!!
THis rules man! |
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Re: - Toilets Are Cool -
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by Kindredblood_dragon on
Friday, 24th September 2004 @ 05:24:09 AM AEST
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Lol hilarious and gross all in one poem, heh made for a good read, and put a smile on my grumpy face.
Awesome write. |
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Re: - Toilets Are Cool -
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by Essentially9 on
Friday, 24th September 2004 @ 11:02:04 PM AEST
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| ::officially scared:: |
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Re: - Toilets Are Cool -
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by lovingcritters on
Sunday, 26th September 2004 @ 10:44:14 PM AEST
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I'm not sure if this was suppose to be funny, but I found it very hilarious Abnormal...........poor old man......breaking wind and then all of sudden........very creative and I can understand!
Funny Write....and yes Toilets are Cool!
hugs'
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Re: - Toilets Are Cool -
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by mindset on
Thursday, 28th July 2005 @ 02:54:21 PM AEST
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