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EEK!!! IT'S A MUSICIAN!!!
Contributed by
steeleyes
on
Thursday, 23rd September 2004 @ 05:01:47 AM in AEST
Topic:
political
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Cat Stevens refused entry to US
The British singer Yusuf Islam, formerly known as Cat Stevens, is due to be sent back to London after being refused entry to the United States.
The US authorities say the decision was made on national security grounds.
Mr Islam was on a flight from London to Washington when officials realised his name was on a 'watch list'. The plane was diverted to another US airport.
--\O//--
Oh my God!!! Oh My God!!!
MUSICIAN on board!!!
Red alert!!!
The pilot is floored!!!
EVERYONE! Get down!
QUICKLY!! What's that sound???
RUN!! Where's the sickbag?!
Pass it around!!
Save Our Souls!!!
Get us down from here!
Mayday! Mayday!
We're shaking with fear!
Havn't you HEARD?!
There's a MUSICIAN on board!!!
And look!
He's gonna give an encore!
What can we do?!
Cover our ears?
Start HUMMING loudly?
Through our hard falling tears?
What's the procedure?!
Duck tape or vinyl?
Cut a CD?
Or make his tour final???
Oh my God!!! Oh my God!!!
There's a MUSICIAN on board!!!
(As they all start to panic
and strong drink is poured)
LISTEN! Can you hear it?!
Something's SURELY wrong!!!
It's CAT STEVENS!!
With his latest - LOVE??? song???
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steeleyes
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2004-09-23 05:01:47]
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Re: EEK!!! IT'S A MUSICIAN!!!
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by bobotheclown on
Thursday, 23rd September 2004 @ 06:55:47 PM AEST
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lol that was funny. I read the same article in my paper and was left shaking my head in bafflement. Just when we think the US government has reached their peak of insanity they surprise us again.
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Re: EEK!!! IT'S A MUSICIAN!!!
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by reprobate on
Saturday, 13th November 2004 @ 09:33:43 PM AEST
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what a sad commentary on the state of humanity...'true' muslims aver that only through kindness would allah allow his blessings and christianity profers similar credos. with all things being equal, why doesn't the insignificance of the human creature shine through the ignorance? i guess i'll never understand. good effort.
thanks for sharing. |
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