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In Olden Days
Contributed by
norm
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Tuesday, 21st September 2004 @ 07:15:14 AM in AEST
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In days of yore when I was born
Before inventing child's porn.
When all is said and all is done,
Some of us had us lots of fun.
On one of winter's snowy days,
I built a snow house..made it glaze,
Dug a hole, scooped out inside,
Asked in Betty..I grinned with pride.
We played at this, we played at that,
You might describe me as a rat,
But boys are boys and girls are toys,
Back then, it was one of my joys.
I got a wagon filled with hay,
I ask a puff whose name was Mae,
I got a horse, with some remorse
I had to push both Mae and horse.
I took a bus and went downtown,
I asked a fluff named Suzy Brown,
I took her to a picture show
and to the balcony did go.
Hands we held, a kiss or two,
Untill I heard a sound like WHO!,
If t'weren't us and t'weren't you,
There is an owl in the old Bijou.
I went me to a soda shoppe.
I ordered me a fudgee pop,
I gave a lick to Mary Jane,
One time she drove me quite insane.
It's true I played the field a bit,
And yet, it's odd ftom where I sit,
I grew up as a perfect gent,
You saw I started off hell-bent.
Some may doubt and some may shrug,
Some may think me one big lug,
I tell you this and tell you true,
I did no more than you did, too.
Copyright ©
norm
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2004-09-21 07:15:14]
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Re: In Olden Days
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by Stitch on
Tuesday, 21st September 2004 @ 07:35:14 AM AEST
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Well I can't say I haven't sinned
and if I had it to do again
I guess I just might not retract
but as many partners as Norm I'd lack
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Re: In Olden Days
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by purplestary on
Tuesday, 21st September 2004 @ 08:24:23 AM AEST
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| lol. nice. |
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Re: In Olden Days
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by lovingcritters on
Tuesday, 21st September 2004 @ 01:14:10 PM AEST
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Well, Norm, I had no idea at all.
That with woman you had such a Ball!!!
It was always my impression that when you saw one..........you ran like a Holy Tare! or Hare!!!
Well, first impressions shouldn't count, but
you know with all your wisdom they really do!
I hope you'll put me on your list, I suppose I'll be 102!!!
Love it Norm!
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