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What A Gardening Sight...
Contributed by
inoc
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Thursday, 16th September 2004 @ 10:07:25 AM in AEST
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balancing on a log to do some weeding
I find my nose is cut and bleeding
too busy to stop
I just dab it a on top
and continue my gardening this evening
digging some holes
for the plants to grow on poles
I slip and fall in the mud
I land with a thud
break my thongs and have to finish in my soles
I water the plants to begin
for they have to grow bushy not thin
my hair gets caught in the tap
I soldier on and stand in dogs c**p
I scrape off with a flat bit of tin
now I know I look a sight
but I want to garden, right!
so I tidy my tools away
looking terrible I must say
I hear a car park and think who is calling tonight?
I try to hide
but my hubby is inside
and answers she's out the back "she'll be happy to see ya"
no time for washing, ha!
Oh Suzi *blushing* havn't seen ya since I was a bride!
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Re: What A Gardening Sight...
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by a_bear on
Thursday, 16th September 2004 @ 10:46:02 AM AEST
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| Oh how I LOVED THIS!!! when I was 8 mos pregnant and looking like sh**T, my husband brought one of my old boyfriends over...I hadn't seen him since school... I wanted to crawl into a hole and die...not only did I look like a watermelon but ..no make-up, hair un done...still having morning noon and night time too sickness.. This was a GREAT poem. Thanks sooooo much.... |
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Re: What A Gardening Sight...
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by Luinil on
Thursday, 16th September 2004 @ 11:28:41 AM AEST
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| haha i hate days like that-- great poem and really well written!* |
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Re: What A Gardening Sight...
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by faith_my_eyes on
Thursday, 16th September 2004 @ 05:04:42 PM AEST
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hysterical! sorry for your misfourtune ;-)
Em |
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Re: What A Gardening Sight...
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by ladyfawn on
Thursday, 16th September 2004 @ 10:43:38 PM AEST
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oh this is adorable lol, hugs n' love nessa
@->>->:- |
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