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°°°Ms.Pillsbury Doughgirl°°°
Contributed by
OreO
on
Monday, 4th November 2002 @ 11:30:00 AM in AEST
Topic:
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Ms Pillsbury Doughgirl where are you?
Mr Pillsbury Doughboy is looking for you
He needs your help to bake his life right
He needs your support in his hell at night
Ms Pillsbury Doughgirl why can't you see
His love for you, he feels it's meant to be
I'll set up the cookie sheet for when you arrive
So Mr Pillsbury Doughboy can faint on cloud 9
Ms Pillsbury Doughgirl He's waiting for you
Just to hear these words, "I Love and want You"
He's been alone so long, without you by his side
He's our friend here in YPDC, He's MisterRight
We all have watched him confess his love for you
By now you should have been saying " I Do"
If we add sprinkles of encouragement to you both
Will you stop hurting him, and make an oath?
Ms Pillsbury Doughgirl why are you so blind?
Can't you see this man wants all your time?
We all want to see this end with a kiss
Make some cookie chews with him, in heaven's bliss
When your little Dough-Chews are running around
On YPDC making little baby sounds
We'll bake little colored Doughper Pails
To throw those stinky chips away that were inhaled
Ms Pillsbury Doughgirl Come say how you feel
Either let him go, or take his love, make it real
Stop hurting him and preying on his soul
He's drying out, He's only made of Dough
Girl why would you want Mr Gingerbread man?
He's got to much icing, he's to bland
Mr Doughboy has proven his true love for you
Show him how you feel, wrong or right, it's overdue
We all here at YPDC would love a poetry wedding
Well decorate it with streamers, and soft Dough bedding
I'm pushing little candy where maybe i have no place
But i know what i see upon MisterRight's face
If you can't bake cookies, and roll that rolling pin
Then at least set him free, and quit torturing him
His dough only stretches out in dimensional ways
Ms Doughgirl where are you, say i love you or go away
-No matter what he'll be ok-
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OreO
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2002-11-04 11:30:00]
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Re: °°°Ms.Pillsbury Doughgirl°°°
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by MisterRight on
Monday, 4th November 2002 @ 11:39:23 AM AEST
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Thanks Oreo. This is a great poem. I'm not so sure how okay I'd be without her though.
Curtis |
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Re: °°°Ms.Pillsbury Doughgirl°°°
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by LOWMAN613 on
Monday, 4th November 2002 @ 12:09:40 PM AEST
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| Oreo I laughed so hard this was a really cute & Clever write on your part! It's so true as well!!! I think we all would like this soap opera to end on a much happier note!!! Christina |
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Re: °°°Ms.Pillsbury Doughgirl°°°
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Monday, 4th November 2002 @ 04:20:26 PM AEST
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Great write, OreO...:>) This brought a smile to my face...it was well written and very cute... I hope Curtis enjoyed it,,,
Jenni |
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Re: °°°Ms.Pillsbury Doughgirl°°°
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by Rakerman1999 on
Tuesday, 5th November 2002 @ 03:03:56 AM AEST
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| lol....I really enjoyed this Oreo. What an imagination you have! |
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Re: °°°Ms.Pillsbury Doughgirl°°°
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by Ramfire on
Tuesday, 5th November 2002 @ 11:56:32 AM AEST
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GOOD WRITE! I LIKED YOUR POEM VERY MUCH!
Regards, Ramfire |
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Re: °°°Ms.Pillsbury Doughgirl°°°
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by penman on
Saturday, 9th November 2002 @ 06:14:37 AM AEST
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| Wonderful poem. Very good read. |
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Re: °°°Ms.Pillsbury Doughgirl°°°
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by MinnesotaRose on
Monday, 11th November 2002 @ 08:35:46 AM AEST
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| I got a real charge out of this one, Oreo. Thank you for your comments on my poems, there will be more.... |
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Re: °°°Ms.Pillsbury Doughgirl°°°
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by DarylLew151 on
Sunday, 5th January 2003 @ 09:26:26 PM AEST
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I'm sorry that I had ended the Pilsbury Doughboy's Life In My Poem, but i hear the Marshmellow Man is the romantic one.
If Ms. Pilsbury And The Marshmellow Man get together they would make the tastiest children ever. |
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Re: °°°Ms.Pillsbury Doughgirl°°°
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by Cynthia on
Wednesday, 15th January 2003 @ 10:36:05 PM AEST
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This is a very cute poem Oreo. You have great talent in comedy poems. You put a smile on my face. *S* Thanx for all the great comments you've left on my poems. P.S.
Don't worry, I won't be going anywhere. *S* Cynthia |
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