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CHILDBIRTH?
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Thursday, 26th August 2004 @ 10:11:28 PM in AEST
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"CHILDBIRTH?"
According to the latest reports on childbirth.
Woman and their husbands want home birth!
They experience more joy or glow, as they put it!
Bringing the whole family together--close-knit!
Experts are concerned about letting siblings watch?
They are concerned it may leave a scar or blotch!
What is your opinion? What about your children?
Would you dislike the idea? Proceed with caution?
Do you honestly think it's best to lie.....?
Making them think the Stork dropped them off
as he flew by?
We teach them not to lie for any reason!
What will they think when they find out,
view of you cheapen?
This small 3 year old little girl had to help.
The electricity was out due to a power outage.
Little Katelyn had to hold the flashlight high
over her Mommy silently, no yelp!
Paramedic asked her to do so, no time
to think about damage!
Heidi pushed and pushed, soon after little Connor was born!
Coming into the world, bloody looking, and forlorn!
The paramedic lifted him and spanked his bottom.
Little Connor began to cry, quite noisome!
Wide-eyed little Katelyn was taking all of this in!
She hadn't spoken a word, she was very solemn.
The paramedic had forgotten what she might be thinking?
After the baby was safe, he thought he should be asking?
For her help, he thanked little Katelyn very much!
She was still holding the flashlight diligently--hard clutch!
He then asked what she thought about the baby's outpour?
Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled
in there in the first place, smack his ass some more!!!"
Mother, Katelyn, Connor and the paramedic are all just fine!"
Created by
LovingCritters
ConSue
August 24. 2004
"Giving birth to a baby is helping God to perform a Miracle!"
~Erma Bombeck~
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*Baby Smiles!*
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Re: CHILDBIRTH?
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by Jenni_K on
Thursday, 26th August 2004 @ 10:35:07 PM AEST
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Sigh..... that last pic is like magnet to my eyes.
Lovely write, Connie.....
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Re: CHILDBIRTH?
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 26th August 2004 @ 10:53:50 PM AEST
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Precious, Connie. Absolutely precious.
Love you,
Rita |
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Re: CHILDBIRTH?
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by kidpoet_213 on
Friday, 27th August 2004 @ 12:53:26 AM AEST
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I agree... Connie... precious... just precious...
Take care... keep writing....
~Donna~ |
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Re: CHILDBIRTH?
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by AspenGlow on
Friday, 27th August 2004 @ 02:31:17 AM AEST
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Beautiful!!!!!!
Thank you much.
Chris |
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Re: CHILDBIRTH?
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by pixie on
Friday, 27th August 2004 @ 04:41:58 AM AEST
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awwww how sweet :) *hugs*
connie you really are a diamond in your writes,
pixie xx |
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Re: CHILDBIRTH?
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by katyqueen35 on
Friday, 27th August 2004 @ 07:30:43 AM AEST
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| Precious......... |
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Re: CHILDBIRTH?
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by Ilhar on
Friday, 27th August 2004 @ 08:14:02 AM AEST
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out of the mouth of babes
Shari |
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Re: CHILDBIRTH?
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by BrandySwanson on
Friday, 27th August 2004 @ 12:48:08 PM AEST
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Absolutely adorable very sweet and precious write here lovingcritters. great job { 5stars } you deserve it.
Brandy |
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Re: CHILDBIRTH?
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by Nazmythian on
Friday, 27th August 2004 @ 04:17:43 PM AEST
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Oh dear Connie, I most certainly needed the grin you gave today. Thank you for that. A wonderful write indeed.
Nazmythian ~ |
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Re: CHILDBIRTH?
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by Aika on
Saturday, 28th August 2004 @ 06:28:33 AM AEST
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| omyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, you Sun! it was amazing write! I loved it sooo much !!! With love, aika:-) |
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Re: CHILDBIRTH?
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by emystar on
Saturday, 28th August 2004 @ 08:24:47 PM AEST
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From the mouths if babes.
Hilarious write!
luv, huggs, many smiles,
yo brat,
emy |
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Re: CHILDBIRTH?
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by Pyrofungus on
Sunday, 5th September 2004 @ 01:35:15 PM AEST
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Awww how cute! Very beautiful....!
Great Job
please comment on my work too
Summer |
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