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I Had to Remove Her Pink Slip

Contributed by norm on Thursday, 19th August 2004 @ 09:54:16 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



When I came back from my ocean trip,
I fired Miss Daisy Van Dipp.
When I realized my error
I yelled out in terror
and had to remove her pink slip.




Copyright © norm ... [ 2004-08-19 09:54:16]
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Re: I Had to Remove Her Pink Slip (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 19th August 2004 @ 10:12:18 AM AEST
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The ocean swelled ol' Norms head,
So much he had to undress,
ol' miss daisy
as she was burned,
From the scorching sun I guess.
LOL..... Angel always...... joni! 0:-)


Re: I Had to Remove Her Pink Slip (User Rating: 1 )
by Katie2008 on Thursday, 19th August 2004 @ 10:32:07 AM AEST
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lol, this was funny. Great job!
Katie


Re: I Had to Remove Her Pink Slip (User Rating: 1 )
by richcol7522 on Thursday, 19th August 2004 @ 11:18:50 AM AEST
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it was cute. alot was said in just a few words.. keep it up


Re: I Had to Remove Her Pink Slip (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 19th August 2004 @ 12:28:18 PM AEST
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clever, as always, a smiling read


Re: I Had to Remove Her Pink Slip (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Thursday, 19th August 2004 @ 05:36:06 PM AEST
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It was a slip, you say
and you dared to take it away?
I fear you are dated
and your confession overrated
for no one wears pink slips today.
Stitch
(who is just kidding with you)


Re: I Had to Remove Her Pink Slip (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Friday, 20th August 2004 @ 06:52:57 PM AEST
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HAHAHAHAHA......WHO WEARS PINK SLIPS?
I remember the first pink slip I ever got. I was so dumb......I didn't even know what it was all about! And it wasn't wore you either!!!
This is realllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy funnnnnnnnyyyyyyyNorm.....as usual only you could perform!!!!
loved it
consue


Re: I Had to Remove Her Pink Slip (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Monday, 23rd August 2004 @ 03:56:31 PM AEST
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I'm sure that was fun!!!
LMAO!!

Jenni




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