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LETTER FROM OSAMA
Contributed by
steeleyes
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Tuesday, 17th August 2004 @ 08:50:24 AM in AEST
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Dearest George,
A thousand thanks for all your great work in Iraq my friend! You are working wonders for us. I send along with my own regards and wishes, the warmest regards and appreciation of all my friends and colleagues within al Qai'da!
I really had a tough time with that Saddam until you came along. I couldn't operate in that country at all, it was just awful. But now you have solved all this for us. You have really opened up that country. It is now ripe for takeover. Thank you my friend...
Now that Iraq is in chaos I can very easily infiltrate every level of government. Also the army and police and every arm of the state. Your own general estimates one in four are already reporting to me. (Actually the figure is a little higher than this! ;-)
You really have saved me so much time and trouble I don't know how I'll ever repay you!
I always knew that if we could only get rid of that Saddam and his people then Islamic rule was only a matter of time.
I am really hoping that you will succeed in getting re-elected in November as you are the very best recruiting sergeant we ever had! We can hardly keep up with the flow of new recruits since you sent your help. It is just stupendous.
Well, take care my old friend. I hope you will stay in power forever and a day. Next time round perhaps I could recommend a couple of oher places that you could attack? We both know that when it comes to killing innocent civilians there is no one to beat us. Isn't that right Georgie?
All the very best from your good pal.
As ever.
Osama
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steeleyes
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Re: LETTER FROM OSAMA
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by Nazmythian on
Tuesday, 17th August 2004 @ 02:09:30 PM AEST
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Thank God for Freedom of Speech !!
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Re: LETTER FROM OSAMA
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by darkplaidbabe on
Tuesday, 17th August 2004 @ 03:11:31 PM AEST
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1st of all this isnt really a poem, so save it for a group chat plz? and secondly you really have no idea what you're talking about do you? poor ignorant kid. im srry i should've just overlooked your idiocy but i had to say something.
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Re: LETTER FROM OSAMA
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by bobotheclown on
Tuesday, 17th August 2004 @ 07:38:31 PM AEST
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damn man this was awesome and so brutal, yet true it was funny. People accuse Osama of being a mass murderer (which he is), but I am sure Bush has indirectly slaughtered way more Iraqis and Afghanis than Americans who died on 9/11. To the previous comment if anyone knows anything about Bush and his sins it is this man do not try to insult him he is a voice for the oppressed and an encouragement to all who loathe Bush and his version of democracy. Once again my friend an awesome poem.
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Re: LETTER FROM OSAMA
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by DJ_The_Young_Grasshopper on
Thursday, 26th August 2004 @ 02:01:13 AM AEST
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I may get a dishonorable discharge for saying this, but damn, man! I loved it! In fact, you should take this letter and post it as one of those emails that goes something like FW: FW: FW: Letter to Bush from Osama. Seriously. I highly recommend it.
It's amazing the ignorance I'm reading in response to these poems. Most saying faulty logic like Kerry is as bad as Bush, etc. Kerry seems to have all of the political know-how of Clinton with none of the adulterous scandals. My brother said it best when he said: "When Kerry gets elected, it'll be just like the Clinton years when we all felt like we were super-rich, even though we weren't!" |
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Re: LETTER FROM OSAMA
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by Montra on
Thursday, 2nd September 2004 @ 07:06:40 PM AEST
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| Wow! I don't mean to sound ridiculous, but there is a lot to be compared. As an American looking from on the outside-in of the situation, I often wonder which is worse. Good parallel and very clearly written. |
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