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GEORGE W BUSH: THE JOKE OF A PRESIDENT
Contributed by
steeleyes
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Friday, 13th August 2004 @ 04:57:27 AM in AEST
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Please view the following image before reading verses:
http://www.geocities.com/kaneix/bush-bozobush.jpg
US Congressman Porter Goss, nominated to be the new director of the CIA, may be talking himself out of the job, according to film-maker Michael Moore.
Moore, who directed the film Fahrenheit 9/11, has released an interview with Mr Goss in which he says he lacks the qualifications for the top spy post.
'I couldn't get a job with CIA today. I am not qualified,' Mr Goss told Moore's production company in March.
The White House has dismissed the interview as 'ridiculous hearsay'.
But following Mr Goss's nomination by the president, Moore has released the transcript and video excerpt on his website.
'I don't have the language skills. I, you know, my language skills were romance languages and stuff. We're looking for Arabists today. I don't have the cultural background probably,' Mr Goss says on the video.
'And I certainly don't have the technical skills, as my children remind me every day: 'Dad, you got to get better on your computer.'
'So, the things that you need to have, I don't have.'
http://www.michaelmoore.com
Michael Moore.com
--O?--
Oh, yes…
Bush is a man of GREAT judgement!
Can't we see this clearly...
In this CIA appointment? ;-)
Mr Goss says he is totally unequipped to head the CIA
So what does Mr Airhead do?
What does Mr Airhead say?
'I pick you!'
'Because...? Well…, because I DO!?
Er, was there something else today?
“I have a bit of a cough.
Best I go play golf…”
Yes, go play golf and impersonate a man
That’s as much as you can do
Because as president...
You really don't have... a clue
--O?--
They used to say of Gerald Ford that he couldn’t walk and chew gum at the same time. Well, the equivalent in Bush’s case is that he can’t TALK and make SENSE at the same time!
But I have finally discovered one thing that George Bush, this joke of a president, COULD do.
He COULD ride a horse at the gallop and pick his nose at the same time.
The sad truth is that this is something he actually WOULD do!
--O?--
One final image to embed in your memory as you consider Bush and how he is seen world wide as a sad joke...
http://www.geocities.com/kaneix/picky.jpg
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steeleyes
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Re: GEORGE W BUSH: THE JOKE OF A PRESIDENT
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 13th August 2004 @ 07:45:37 AM AEST
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Man, did anyone ever tell you that you'd make a 'kin great stand up comic? lmao! I don't know what's funnier - the wit you espouse in your poem, or the image of BoboBush you supplied!
Lol. By the way - you can link images into the page by using the 'img' tags. . . or use the upload button.
Keep writing, you hilarious survivor, you ! |
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Re: GEORGE W BUSH: THE JOKE OF A PRESIDENT
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by Katie2008 on
Friday, 13th August 2004 @ 11:07:26 AM AEST
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LMAO! Omg, I haven't laughed like this in so long! Our president can't even say nuclear, that's kind of frightening! lol I loved this piece! lol! *Still laughing*
Katie |
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