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If You Read This You Might. . . . .
Contributed by
abnormal
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Sunday, 1st August 2004 @ 10:59:52 AM in AEST
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. . . . .download illeagl emergency sweater vests.
Aim those biscuits and gravy guided missles at that I.R.S. infested nest.
I bit a rich homless person, I gave his unmatching clothes rabies.
Vin Diesel died by having his cheeks (which ones is up to you) pinched by old ladies.
I told you I was gonna ride a invisable pony next time you threw my five hundred ton crane out the window.
Many fortune five hundred companies are successful simply because of bunt cakes.
Broken glass makes excellent hampster bedding.
Birthday suits make great impressions at very important meetings
It’s complete baulderdash, driving mad roosters in sequence that is.
Only a mad scientist named “Leiutenant French Fries McGurk” would pop balloons.
That was the best tasting tree bark ever.
And please read my other poetry
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Re: If You Read This You Might. . . . .
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by BrandySwanson on
Sunday, 1st August 2004 @ 01:33:49 PM AEST
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lmao this was really good I like it. great job.
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Re: If You Read This You Might. . . . .
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 1st August 2004 @ 02:25:26 PM AEST
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wow!
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Re: If You Read This You Might. . . . .
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by lovingcritters on
Sunday, 1st August 2004 @ 09:05:15 PM AEST
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TEEHEEBRAVO AGAIN for you Ab.......I never know where you take me, but I love the ride just the same!
Thanking you so much for taking time to read my funny rhymes......not as good as yours, but inbetween Ab and Normal I'd say
Loved it
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Re: If You Read This You Might. . . . .
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by Essentially9 on
Wednesday, 4th August 2004 @ 09:37:35 PM AEST
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| very funny. good write. you must really hate hampsters,lol |
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