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BAD HAIR DAY

Contributed by lovingcritters on Saturday, 17th July 2004 @ 03:57:41 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



"BAD HAIR DAY!"

Wyoming in July can be 100 degrees!
Still when I awaken, I feel in my "fifties!"
Until I look in the mirror, "Horror!" I say.....
"Don't feed it, maybe it will go away!"



The image asks the same question everyday
"How are things with you, today?"
I answer, 'The front of my head I can't recognize!
Back of my head, where little hair is, likewise!"

It's going to be a bad hair day I surmise.........?
Doesn't take a fortune-teller to see that applies!
While brushing my teeth I open my eyes....
'Tis no surprise, my skin looks like "dried fisheyes!"

Bad Hair Day doesn't even come close to reality.
What's left of it is thin, white and blotchy.
A miracle it's going to take, but, God is in Heaven.......?
Big date tonight with the curly haired Poodle Scotsman.

My favorite hair restorer, and beauty operator.
By the name of "Lady Wiglets" couldn't be sweeter
After hours of twisting, teasing, twirling my locks.
When 'Scotty' sees me tonight, he'll jump out of his socks!



Created by
Lovingcritters
July 17, 2004
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vain? Let it be so! Nature was her teacher
what if a lovely and unsistered creature
loved her own harmless gift or pleasing feature.
~Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.~

"Poodle Smiles"




Copyright © lovingcritters ... [ 2004-07-17 15:57:41]
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Re: BAD HAIR DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by waos on Saturday, 17th July 2004 @ 04:12:00 PM AEST
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lol.. how adorable.. such poor animals in the pictures there


Re: BAD HAIR DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by Silent-No-More on Saturday, 17th July 2004 @ 04:20:28 PM AEST
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How adorable! And what appropriate pictures-- aptly demonstrating, I think, that some bad hair days are a result of nature and other... well... the result of bad choices! lol!

Glad things turned out for you... 'tis nothing worse than a great date and a bad 'do, I think!

Giggling,
SNM


Re: BAD HAIR DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Saturday, 17th July 2004 @ 04:21:08 PM AEST
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This is Lovingcritters......the top picture is of a dog without hair......they are born like that. And of course look very strange.....make wonderful pets......but they are pretty ugly. Just wanted you to know they are all very healthy animals.
Enjoy
ConSue


Re: BAD HAIR DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Saturday, 17th July 2004 @ 04:22:20 PM AEST
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Awww..this is all so cute......
Hugs and Luv..
Jenni


Re: BAD HAIR DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by Dusty on Saturday, 17th July 2004 @ 04:52:48 PM AEST
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I loved this one. I thought it was cute as...well those pictures. Heh. Great!
~Dusty~


Re: BAD HAIR DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by Rakerman1999 on Saturday, 17th July 2004 @ 05:18:03 PM AEST
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hehehehe Connie, you're too much :o)

I loved this
Roses
Larry


Re: BAD HAIR DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Saturday, 17th July 2004 @ 05:45:28 PM AEST
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very cute maybe i will try the braid and bead thing w/ rio's hair

Hugs
Shari


Re: BAD HAIR DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by pixie on Saturday, 17th July 2004 @ 06:20:21 PM AEST
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lolol this was a wonderful and joyful write,

takecare,

pixie xx


Re: BAD HAIR DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by hooray_its_jen on Saturday, 17th July 2004 @ 06:32:37 PM AEST
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Oh my goodness, those poor dogs! I am quite happy with my hair after seeing that. Thanks for the confidence boost! Lol. Very cute poem, it made me giggle.

Blessings
Love, Jenna


Re: BAD HAIR DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by UnfallenTears on Saturday, 17th July 2004 @ 07:58:11 PM AEST
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After not having the best day I've ever had, this gave me a reason to laugh and it didn't seem so bad. Thanks, you don't know what it means to me.


Re: BAD HAIR DAY (User Rating: 1 )
by Essentially9 on Saturday, 17th July 2004 @ 09:53:36 PM AEST
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excellent write. =]]




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