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The Wizardry Of Sexy Beans

Contributed by abnormal on Saturday, 17th July 2004 @ 01:28:08 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Some babies have premature fish paste censors

Oh yeah baby, show me your E Pluribus Unium

The Legion of Chicken Solictiers

Is it just me or do any of you think we should just blow up all retirement homes?

I cant contemplate mathimatical pickle jars

sdrawkcab si enil sihT

Unorganized zippy do-dads contributited fifty flocks of german false teeth models to the Zanzabar Society

My borther's friend named "Creature from the black Lagoon" owns a "The world is your oyster" potato cannon

Anotomically inncorrect beard shavers

Excuse me Mr. totally insane grissley bear playing the statovarious.

Would you like some reindeer Ourdurves with your fly swater cakes?

One million years ago the awesome spanking power of the people that ate toothpicks went horribly crazy on the oppisite side of the mystical planet "Zippers that can't unzip" and after that no one could unlock the Wizardry of Sexy Beans.

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Re: The Wizardry Of Sexy Beans (User Rating: 1 )
by C2C on Saturday, 17th July 2004 @ 02:43:39 PM AEST
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Wow, that was interesting. I can't say i understood it, but i guess that was the point. Strangely enough, i feel more creative just reading it. Makes me want to write something silly.
*thumbs up*
~Tuesday~


Re: The Wizardry Of Sexy Beans (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Monday, 26th July 2004 @ 03:31:36 PM AEST
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Why? I ask you why? Do you refer to yourself as Abnormal.......you are a delight!! indeed!
This is absolutely hilarious!
I laughed until I cried.....you are loaded my friend, not with sexy beans, but talent!
Wonderfully orchestrated in every way! Refreshingly funny......I lov ed it
And thank you for all you fine comments on my poems! You are also very kind!
Lovingcritters
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