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CINDERELLA IS NOW 95
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Tuesday, 13th July 2004 @ 01:18:36 AM in AEST
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"Ahhhhhhhhh Cinderella, every young girl's dream!
Pumpkin carriage, handsome Prince, Ballroom theme.
Everyone grows old Cinderalla, please don't cry.......
This is your Fairy God Mother speaking,
upon me you can rely!"
Cinderella crying while sitting upon her rocking chair.
Startled when her Fairy God Mother appeared in the air!
Her old cat Bob was scared too, he was her constant companion.
Living alone, she was never able to have children.
The Fairy God Mother replied very kindly..........
"Cinderella you have lived an exemplary life.
Now dead is your Prince," she said with a curtsey.
I'm going to grant you three wishes, you were a good wife!"
Cinderella is so thrilled....she begins to think?
"Well, the Prince was wonderful, but not an investor.
I live from paycheck to paycheck, they're gone in a wink.......
I'd wish that I was richer than any actor!"
Suddenly, her rocking chair turned to solid gold!
"Oh, Thank you Fairy God Mother!" Cinderella said.
Then she said, "Could you make my frail body not old?"
Instantly, her beautiful body restored from toes to forehead!
Cinderella felt stirrings inside her, dormant for years!
"You have one more wish my dear, now dry those tears."
"I wish for you to transform Bob my loving cat into a kind Prince."
Magically, Bob, the old cat underwent a tremendous transformation
without a wince!
When he stood before her, he was so beautiful.........
No where in the Kingdom had she seen anyone so handsome,
not even in the castle!
Then the Fairy God Mother said, "Congratulations.....Enjoy!"
She disappeared in a flash, she was only a good Envoy.
Cinderella and the beautiful Prince begin to dance........
She had completely forgotten about their romance!
It had been so long.....she had even forgotten all about
being intimate........she was bothered.
The Prince then holds her tightly, and whispers in her ear........
"Now, aren't you sorry for having me neutered?"
Created by
Cheri Cam LeBren
July 12, 2004
This story was sent
to me in an e-mail
The poem is mine.
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"Regretful Oh--Nos!"
*smiles*
Copyright ©
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Re: CINDERELLA IS NOW 95
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 13th July 2004 @ 01:34:48 AM AEST
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You, my dear Connie, are the only one I know that could successfully pull this off! It is delightful and hilarious! Great job, lady.
Love n hugs,
Rita |
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Re: CINDERELLA IS NOW 95
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by venkat on
Tuesday, 13th July 2004 @ 01:49:48 AM AEST
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Re: CINDERELLA IS NOW 95
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by Jenni_K on
Tuesday, 13th July 2004 @ 02:03:17 AM AEST
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OMG!! This is so cute..and hilarious... loved it to pieces.... thanks for the memories...and the smiles......lol
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Re: CINDERELLA IS NOW 95
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by Ilhar on
Tuesday, 13th July 2004 @ 04:17:04 AM AEST
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wonderful
Shari |
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Re: CINDERELLA IS NOW 95
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by pixie on
Tuesday, 13th July 2004 @ 05:15:33 AM AEST
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awww this is wonderful, you have such great imagination consue
takecare,
pixie xx |
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Re: CINDERELLA IS NOW 95
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by Archie on
Tuesday, 13th July 2004 @ 05:39:00 AM AEST
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| Very witty indeed and as usual you have the poets touch for bringing stories to life. |
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