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How to Get a Man
Contributed by
norm
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Monday, 12th July 2004 @ 08:47:27 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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On a scale of one to ten,
it's for you I have a yen,
I'd be willing to invest,
anything at your request.
One time I took first step
It turned out to be a schlep,
No more will I be cursed,
Like I was when I stepped first.
So my dear, it's how I feel
If you'd like to make a deal,
Blunt or hint, just let me know,
And I'll set the wheels in mo'
Any gal who likes a guy,
play it open, don't be sly,
Being sly will get you naught.
Be up front, the ring is bought.
Copyright ©
norm
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2004-07-12 08:47:27] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: How to Get a Man
(User Rating: 1 ) by Kristina_Simpson_Stewart on
Monday, 12th July 2004 @ 10:03:40 AM AEST (User
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That's a cute poem. :) |
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Re: How to Get a Man
(User Rating: 1 ) by liquidsunshine on
Monday, 12th July 2004 @ 01:33:55 PM AEST (User
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Norm,
I've always been rather pleased by your work.
This one is a cute one to add to your collection.
Lots of love and peace be with you,
Chelsea |
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Re: How to Get a Man
(User Rating: 1 ) by lovingcritters on
Monday, 12th July 2004 @ 02:35:31 PM AEST (User
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Well, thank you dear friend for all your well-being advice.
I've been looking all over for man....now you tell me to entice?
Well, that's a switch I must admit
Don't be sly.......I'm as sly as I can get
Where do you buy the rings?
Really cute Norm
love
consue |
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