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MARTHAS MESS
Contributed by
tifrob
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Saturday, 10th July 2004 @ 10:06:52 PM in AEST
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The NASDAQ’S up ~ The DOW JONES down,
The stock market goes up and down,
To ride the market can be a high,
But what goes up can also slide,
“Money ~ Money ~ More money please,”
Martha Stewart said this with ease,
She understood the American dream,
She had the recipe for every cream,
The gal can sew, crochet and knit,
Plant a garden and cook a bit,
Martha can bake a pie or a cake,
She knows it all for heavens sake,
This diva can decorate a house or room,
She’s not afraid of her kitchen broom,
She shared her knowledge and became rich,
She earned her nick-name by being a *****,
K-Mart joined with “Martha Inc.”,
One Billion Dollars richer without a wink,
Wall Street let Martha ring the bell,
Happiness reined as all could tell,
Investing now was such joy,
Little Martha’s brand new toy,
She made friends while playing the market,
Eventually this made her a target,
Buying a stock called Imclone,
Selling it then via the phone,
“Insider Trading” is what they say,
That’s why she sold Imclone that day,
Sam Waksal her friend called in distress,
Imclone was dropping ~ Sell all the rest,
This phone call of warning set in motion,
A series of events of illegal proportions,
Martha denies any wrong doing,
But the FBI keeps on pursuing,
Finger printed now and mug shots too,
What will the “Domestic Diva” do?
This diva knows and taught finesse,
She’ll clean up “Martha’s Mess.”
Copyright ©
tifrob
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2004-07-10 22:06:52]
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Re: MARTHAS MESS
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by emystar on
Saturday, 10th July 2004 @ 10:37:37 PM AEST
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U got a big smille from me with this. U should see she gets a copy of this or at least send it to Wal Mart. You'll be richer than Martha as everyone will want one of these.
Living masterpeice!
luv it!!!!
i learned much from Martha over the years.
Gott a say that truth fully.
huggs,
emy
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Re: MARTHAS MESS
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by kidpoet_213 on
Sunday, 11th July 2004 @ 12:50:02 AM AEST
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Great write... funny.... I agree w/ Emy...
~Donna~
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Re: MARTHAS MESS
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by Seans_Girl on
Wednesday, 21st July 2004 @ 01:20:08 AM AEST
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| Very commical. I loved it! I wasn't much of a Martha fan to begin with. Great job! |
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