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This Is The Longest Abnormal Poem To Date.
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abnormal
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Wednesday, 7th July 2004 @ 09:37:28 PM in AEST
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Vultures have satellites attached to their heads so they can figure out the Periodic table of the elements.
Mommy, please can we keep the racist-pinko-elephant riding,-psychotic-South American-cocaine drug lord, ppllleeaassseeee!
The Feds cooperated with the severed heads because of the engangered elf collectors
Lets put Yugoslavian coins in these electrical beds.
Discombobulated sheep droppings are historically inaccurate.
The Senile Leprosy Parade is touring Jupiter.
Top hats and a boobie trap.
Cover yourself with radioactive trout and go fishing for woolly mammoths
Oh great, not another man eating Gorgonzola smuggler.
Nobody has ever done the hokey pokey and lived.
The zamboni and I agreed on a alimony.
Go for a ride on the brand new crab cake conveyor belt.
The Repo man repossessed my digital poke-a-dot detector.
Picnic baskets filled with anti-depressant watermelons.
You took my slinky adjuster; I hope you go to jail strawberry felons!
Take this angry piranha and stick it in your midget deflating machine.
Rocket Ships driven by honey bees.
Did you forget to lock your magnetic bikinis?
Trade nuclear weapons with underwater oysters and kick a lama herder in the zippy tum tums.
In the cockroach races teakettle won.
I had a nightmare about those stupid springy eyeball glasses
That roller coaster derailed and everybody died, isn’t that funny?
As long as your wearing that propeller beanie you’ll float safely to the ground after the catapult launches you.
Fifi likes to put porcupines in her pants.
My bookie broke my ping-pong table right after he ate my ding-dongs.
We need a brave knight to fight the bad witted fire breathing cow bell distribuiter
My piggy bank is filled with scientific brusselsprouts, don’t ask me how it got that way.
The celery bounty hunters went extinct from a virus that came from pacifiers right after they sold there made in Japan rubber tires.
Have you ever read the book titled “The dangers of making quilts” ?
Don’t listen to those bagpipes; the evildoer playing them is playing hypnotic music!
Blame Canada
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Re: This Is The Longest Abnormal Poem To Date.
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 7th July 2004 @ 09:43:59 PM AEST
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You left me hanging with nothing abnormal in my life. I will forgive you this time, sicko, but I won't make a habit of it.
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Re: This Is The Longest Abnormal Poem To Date.
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by freespirit on
Wednesday, 7th July 2004 @ 11:53:56 PM AEST
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I realy dont like the way you write poetry
Cosheana rilobe faurio
From all Canadians lol |
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Re: This Is The Longest Abnormal Poem To Date.
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 25th July 2004 @ 11:50:34 PM AEST
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yes as in the words of the south park song blame canada! if there are any canadians reading that was a joke 'cause i dont realy know any canadians. What can i say about this one? well done.
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