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Those Girls
Contributed by
Seans_Girl
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Thursday, 1st July 2004 @ 09:54:01 PM in AEST
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I’m glad the school days are over and I don’t have to go back to school
Dreaded every year I’d have to be with those girls that were so cruel
Wishing they’d never of talked to me because they don’t really care
All they think of is themselves, and “no I really don’t like your hair!”
Is it really necessary to spend hours in front of the mirror every day?
You look the same when you’re done except you’re stiff with hair spray
Trying out for the circus? You have so make makeup on you look like a clown
Good thing you don’t smile, your face would crack if you broke your frown
I’ve seen your kind in stores and the underwear you wear looks like an eye patch
Were you Wendy in Peter Pan because Captain Hook and you would be a perfect match
What do you pay less at stores for the least fabric you wear?
Don’t bend down or your pants are going to tear
Your skimpy shirts and jeans so tight and low
I’m sorry to tell you but you look like a hoe
Put that thong away we don’t want to see!
Ahh! I think that big brown eye is looking at me
To girls ‘beneath’ you you’ll roll your eyes
Snicker and laugh like you’re a real big prize
Spread nasty rumors about your friends and bicker
When time to make up you blame it all on the liquor
Your friends and you switch boyfriends every week
Muscular ones with good looks and a great technique
You have sex with him and you get the one with bad aim
It’s really too bad that he doesn’t even know your name
I know what you’re thinking, but I’m not jealous by any means
I’m pregnant with twins and I’m engaged to the man of my dreams
Just wanted to write a poem about the girls I don’t like
I hope that they grow up and they all become a dyke
Copyright ©
Seans_Girl
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2004-07-01 21:54:01]
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Re: Those Girls
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by InnerBeautyQueen on
Thursday, 1st July 2004 @ 10:03:41 PM AEST
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| <3 lol! |
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Re: Those Girls
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by deadbloodyrose on
Friday, 2nd July 2004 @ 12:08:46 AM AEST
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| haha.. very humerous.. the funniest part of all is its 100% true.. nice job.. blah im feelin sick.. but im sure you know how that goes bein pregnant and all.. take care.. AMI JO |
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Re: Those Girls
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by Dusty on
Friday, 2nd July 2004 @ 09:09:42 AM AEST
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OMFG!!!!LMAO!! That was great. Took me back a few years! Thanks!!!
~Dusty~ |
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