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News From The Loo
Contributed by
parkman
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Wednesday, 30th June 2004 @ 02:07:30 PM in AEST
Topic:
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Sitting in the toilet, on my throne
Reading my paper, thinking I’m alone
Turning the page, a spider walks by
Carrying a suitcase, I ask him why
Mrs spider he replies, wants me away
Just because I chase, little flies each day
She thinks that I want them, I know that I do
But only for my dinner, she hasn’t got a clue
I turned the page and heard a moan
From downstairs, are you still on that throne
All I want is a read, at the local news
But poor old Mr spider, has very different views
His life story he tells me, until he’s very hoarse
And how Mrs spider, wants nothing but divorce
When suddenly from downstairs, comes a screaming shout
Get off that throne and out the loo, your bloody dinners out
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parkman
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2004-06-30 14:07:30]
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Re: News From The Loo
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by ladyfawn on
Wednesday, 30th June 2004 @ 02:15:46 PM AEST
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ohhhhh!! brilliantly clever! you met that challenge with flying colours!!! this is a beautifully adorable poem!!! hugs n' love nessa
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Re: News From The Loo
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by purplestary on
Wednesday, 30th June 2004 @ 02:21:45 PM AEST
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| okie pokie then....lol...kewl poem..lol. very cute. |
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Re: News From The Loo
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 30th June 2004 @ 03:16:03 PM AEST
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Quite unique and funny. You are so versatile in your work. Enjoyable read.
Rita |
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Re: News From The Loo
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by Fionndruinne on
Wednesday, 30th June 2004 @ 04:25:50 PM AEST
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Bravo! This is quite good. Made me grin.
Andrew |
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Re: News From The Loo
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by xxbreathlessx on
Wednesday, 30th June 2004 @ 08:20:19 PM AEST
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| lmao, i LOVE it! , wonderful job! |
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Re: News From The Loo
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by pixie on
Thursday, 1st July 2004 @ 06:44:53 AM AEST
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hahaha brilliant,
pixie xx |
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