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A hump on my back

Contributed by 01_zanzebar on Friday, 11th June 2004 @ 02:29:17 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Im a crazy guy
I love doing crazy things
Even when i *****es everyone else off

I enjoy doing stupid things
I have stupid thoughts
And always do something mental

My Mum sez I bring a new definition to the word Zaney
Being crazy is a trade for me
Its how i define life itself!

But everyones a skeptick of my life
Only cos there boring as tories (most of em are anyway)
There jelous of my wacky antics

Just for ref. lets see what ive got up to in the last month.

1. pole danced in centre of town
2. poured washing up liquid into the city fountain
3. got 20 of my friends to walk into mac Donalds and each ask for a 'tyrinically made burger - no fries'
4. marched for freeing canabis wearing a police outfit
5. get underage girls drunk infront of police stations
6. ride along screaming 'the end is nigh!' on my vespa
7. postered 'will kill rush limbaugh for food' posters everywhere
8. get off with underge girls
9. discovered that 2 MILF's in america want me!

This was since start of may : )

Cos the tories out there think im stupid or something
I can trick em cos there idiots
The BNP too

I'll always win, cos i can ride on my high horse

When all the time, there struggling over the humps of the spitting, lazy camels

Cheers for reading and remember

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEER-HOLDER

Copyright © 01_zanzebar ... [ 2004-06-11 14:29:17]
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Re: A hump on my back (User Rating: 1 )
by kailadragon on Friday, 11th June 2004 @ 04:15:27 PM AEST
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I love this poem dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's halarious!!!!!!it put a big smile on my face and made my day..........great write!!!!!!!!!!

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