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bullfrog
Contributed by
freespirit
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Friday, 11th June 2004 @ 10:39:49 AM in AEST
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Bull Frog
Was sitting in my yard one summer night
Drinking my beer from a mason jar
Along came a bullfrog and leaped in my lap
I offered him a drink he said why not
Jumped in my car to go to the dance
Darn little bullfrog was sitting on the dash
He leaped on the seat and said he could drive
He ran into a tree and we dam near died
Well now dang old car it just wouldn’t run
So I took and shot it with my daddy’s gun
I had to walk to pick up my date
Darn little bullfrog was waiting at the gate
Well he couldn’t drink and he couldn’t drive
But that dang bullfrog sure could tell lies
He thought he was smart when he stoled my date
But guess what little bullfrog
You’re at the wrong gate
That teaches him not to drink drive and tell lies
Wait a minute bullfrogs don’t drive
Written by
Dorothy Calvert
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Re: bullfrog
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 11th June 2004 @ 11:05:10 AM AEST
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| Fun little ditty |
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Re: bullfrog
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 11th June 2004 @ 01:11:21 PM AEST
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That was cute. I needed a smile. My pond is full of bullfrogs and they deep me awake at night they are so loud sometimes. Never had one want to drive my car though, lol.
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Re: bullfrog
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by ladyfawn on
Monday, 14th June 2004 @ 01:27:24 PM AEST
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made me smile:) very clever poem, hugs n' love nessa
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