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THE WYOMING JACKALOPE
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Monday, 7th June 2004 @ 03:48:44 AM in AEST
Topic:
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"THE WYOMING JACKALOPE"
When I was a child, they were numerous.
Not seeing one, doesn't take away from their realness.
The Wyoming Jackalope the rarest animal in North America.
Strange little fellow defies classification with drama.
Without his antelope horns, he might be a large Jack Rabbit.
Chocolate color, with horns, and shaped with an antelope's butt.
I've never heard tell it's a vicious animal in any way!
I do know that coyotes have a fine respect for their horns and stay away!
I had one as small child, but finally had to let it go.
It had his horns cut off, but back they would grow.
He was always getting them caught in the wire fence.
They eat a lot of food, so there was much food expense.
An odd trait of the Jackalope is that he can imitate a human's voice.
Cowboys singing to their herd at night were startled to hear them rejoice.
Their lonesome melodies repeated faithfully from the hillside.
Phantom echoes from the throat of some Jackalope with pride!!!
It's been said that they only sing on dark nights
And this is just before a big thunderstorm ignites.
I've heard tell, some get together and sing a soprano cry.
When they allowed hunters the Jackalope is now almost extinct!
Please take time to scoll down
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This entire poem
is nothing but
a GREAT BIG LIE!
"Teehee Smiles"
Created by
Cheri Cam LeBren
June 7, 2004
Copyright ©
lovingcritters
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2004-06-07 03:48:44] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: THE WYOMING JACKALOPE
(User Rating: 1 ) by Elena on
Monday, 7th June 2004 @ 03:52:28 AM AEST (User
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You had me. Bet you'll get all the city mice on the site. |
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Re: THE WYOMING JACKALOPE
(User Rating: 1 ) by emystar on
Monday, 7th June 2004 @ 04:11:00 AM AEST (User
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Wow Mom, u had me hook, line,-n-sinker.
Very funny.
luv your brat,
emy |
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Re: THE WYOMING JACKALOPE
(User Rating: 1 ) by venkat on
Monday, 7th June 2004 @ 04:19:17 AM AEST (User
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O.k Madam, Teehee smiles...all the best. venkat |
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Re: THE WYOMING JACKALOPE
(User Rating: 1 ) by Ilhar on
Monday, 7th June 2004 @ 04:58:06 AM AEST (User
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heard tell of them ....restrurants here have a stuffed one...LOL...
Hugs
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Re: THE WYOMING JACKALOPE
(User Rating: 1 ) by LOWMAN613 on
Monday, 7th June 2004 @ 10:01:29 AM AEST (User
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Very cute I almost said I wanted one! Christina |
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Re: THE WYOMING JACKALOPE
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Monday, 7th June 2004 @ 03:08:13 PM AEST (User
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They are rare, but I have seen a couple in Texas too. The truckers mostly see them out in the wide open prairies in West Texas. Cunning little critters! Those horns get pretty big here in the state of Texas (as do most things in the telling), lol! Love this poem.
Smiles,
Rita |
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Re: THE WYOMING JACKALOPE
(User Rating: 1 ) by Elizabeth_Dandy on
Monday, 7th June 2004 @ 06:10:19 PM AEST (User
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Travelled to your site to meet this phantastic Jackalope. Paid richly off.
Simply delightful. Hard to believe a thing like this really exists.. The butt and the antlers, --incredible!. Have seen a lot of be-antlered game, but never something like this.
Enjoyed it sooooo much Con Sue
Thanks for composing and posting this hilarious poem. Sometimes we need to get something that makes laugh.. I DO!
lOVE AND PEACE
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Re: THE WYOMING JACKALOPE
(User Rating: 1 ) by ladyfawn on
Wednesday, 9th June 2004 @ 05:48:27 PM AEST (User
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oh yes, we have those here in the southern mountains too, they hang around where the snipes live, one might see them sunning on the cliff face, lol, very adorable connie:) i promise to catch up soon with your new poems and everyones when im back in a few days:) huggles n' love nessa x
p.s. thanx for the pms keeping me in the know hehe
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Re: THE WYOMING JACKALOPE
(User Rating: 1 ) by Stitch on
Wednesday, 9th June 2004 @ 08:31:02 PM AEST (User
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Really? I believe they claim to have a similar animal in Maine!
Stitch |
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