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My Little Moped

Contributed by 01_zanzebar on Friday, 4th June 2004 @ 04:48:50 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry





Its great fun to scoot in the country
Ride for hours and rack up those miles
You get sunburnt hands cos my laPels dont go far enough
People say its crappy noisey
But i love the pants off it
Its called beezles, because i said Beesleys wrong once
Its got Nikked, Crashed, Broken
But I still ride cos I love it
Scoots are cool

On My jourenys I meet rockers
They dont like me cos im a mod
Who wears his dads black blazer
They drive past but keep looking at me in Roos
So I foller him, and see him in brid, and do the same
He follers me to paull, and give me the finger
And nearly crashes

My Scoot is crazy cos the fuel gauge dont work properly
My Scoots class cos it embodies the 60's-70's
My Scoot Rocks cos it does 35mph wiv 2 people on it
My Scoot is better than a rocker cos you can store drugs under the seat

I keep a hip flask of Jagermeister in the front for dutch courage
I ride under the influence of everything under the sun
Its ironic cos I ride safer when Im drunk

I love My scoot
We do 40mph
But I dont care



Copyright © 01_zanzebar ... [ 2004-06-04 04:48:50]
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Re: My Little Moped (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 29th June 2004 @ 12:57:22 PM AEST
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Cute... sounds like you're having fun! :-)




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