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PROJECT MANAGER

Contributed by lovingcritters on Friday, 4th June 2004 @ 12:50:19 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry





"PROJECT MANAGER"

Walking into a pet shop, a tourist was looking
at the animals on display!
Another tourist walked in and said,
"Please, I'll have the "C" Monkey today."
The shopkeeper nodded, went to the cage,
and took out the monkey.
Fit it with collar and leash, handing him over
he said gravely,

"That will be $5,000," the customer paid and
walked out.
Startled, the tourist said to the shopkeeper
in one big shout:
"That was a very expensive monkey, why so much?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Ah, that monkey can
program in C, fast, tight code, no bugs, such a touch!"

The tourist looked at the monkey in another
cage and said,
"That one's even more expensive $10,000. What does it do?"
"Oh, that one's a C++ monkey, does object-oriented programming for you!"
He also does visual C++, even Java, all the
really useful stuff no one else knew!"

The tourist looked around for a little while longer,
then he saw a third monkey in a cage.
All alone with a price tag around its neck for
$50,000 bucks!
He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one is
really valuable, is he the deluxe?"
"That one costs more than all the others
together, is he the tracker?"
The shopkeeper replied,
"Well, I haven't actually seen him doing anything.
but the other monkeys call him the
Project Manager!"



Created by
Cheri Cam LeBren
June 3, 2004
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"If a man is called a street sweeper, he should
sweep the streets even as Michelangelo painted,
or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep
streets so well that all the hosts of heaven
and earth will pause to say, "Here lived a
street sweeper who did his job well!"
~Martin Luther King Jr.~

"Hard working smiles!"




Copyright © lovingcritters ... [ 2004-06-04 00:50:19]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: PROJECT MANAGER (User Rating: 1 )
by JT on Friday, 4th June 2004 @ 12:57:42 AM AEST
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This is a good a good one. Put a smile on my face.


Re: PROJECT MANAGER (User Rating: 1 )
by mountainhigh on Friday, 4th June 2004 @ 02:00:36 AM AEST
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This is Great, loved it, and laughed. Much needed.


Thanks Consue for sharing this, that first picture reminded me of a monkey we had as kids.

Chris


Re: PROJECT MANAGER (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Friday, 4th June 2004 @ 05:17:58 AM AEST
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very cute
Shari


Re: PROJECT MANAGER (User Rating: 1 )
by jaeann on Friday, 4th June 2004 @ 09:10:10 PM AEST
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ooooooooo a piece in a pet shop................i loved it!!!!!!




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