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Let's take over another oil rich country!
Contributed by
DJ_The_Young_Grasshopper
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Thursday, 3rd June 2004 @ 12:03:48 PM in AEST
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Are you tired of the high gas prices?
As an American, I’m sure you’re pretty ticked off
So I have an idea to help us out
We need to hijack another oil rich country
That’s right, I said it
MORE BLOOD FOR OIL
So what if we didn’t do it right the first time?
We learn from our mistakes, right?
So why not take over Saudi Arabia?
It’d be fun, I promise!
The soldiers would be happy to do it!
We’ll give them free gas cards when they get home
They are all tired of Iraq, anyway
U.A.E. you got something that I want!
And I’ve got something to tell you!
We didn’t need a reason to invade Iraq
And I promise this won’t be any different!
After we take over the mid-east
We’ll move onto Venezuela
Se habla anglais? No?
Well ME TENGO TU OIL!
I know it’s a hard case to sell
But I also know that you’re tired
Of going to work just so you can drive to work
So I promise you that when we own it all
Gas will be like it was in 1999.
Copyright ©
DJ_The_Young_Grasshopper
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2004-06-03 12:03:48]
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Re: Let's take over another oil rich country!
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by bobotheclown on
Thursday, 3rd June 2004 @ 12:40:59 PM AEST
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haha thanks for the good laugh. Actually Americans already virtually control Saudi Arabia at least the oil aspect of it. They had the monoply in the Saudi Kingdom and Kuwait and now because of their illegal takeover of Iraq they also have the monoply their. You see oil COULD be cheap, but the high prices in Canada and the U.S. is only going to the American government's coffers to pay for their expensive war in Iraq and possibly, God forbid, to fund another war. Don't give in to the lies the White House spews out.
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Re: Let's take over another oil rich country!
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by Elena on
Thursday, 10th June 2004 @ 07:50:30 AM AEST
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What would it be like if the gov't pumped subsidies into oil production and distribution rather than financing the war machine? That would save quite a bit of money, wouldn't it? (That is probably the problem).
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Re: Let's take over another oil rich country!
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 15th June 2004 @ 04:10:34 AM AEST
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| Interesting. |
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Re: Let's take over another oil rich country!
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by Scarlett on
Tuesday, 11th January 2005 @ 04:49:39 AM AEST
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Controversial!!
Liked this a lot x |
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