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naughty nursery rhymes pt 2

Contributed by kritic_killer on Tuesday, 1st June 2004 @ 07:02:44 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

pied piper was blowing his flute
still happy about his loot
even though it wasnt money,
he had the children that were tiny.
he now had his own faction...
DAMN, HE PULLED A MICHEAL JACKSON
that will teach the king
for being so mean.

little bo peep couldnt get any sleep
try as she might, she couldnt even count sheep
she failed first grade of school
she thought that was cool
now whos laughing?
you dumb ass retard

old mother hubbards DOG
had old mother hubbard chained to a log
he was ***** off that she was hiding the food
now this part is a bit rude
whenever hubbard gets a little hungry,
he feeds old mother hubbard his bone.

sleeping beauty, whilst in her sleep
a sleep that was deeper than deep
was she dreaming about her prince?
no, but this will make you wince...
she was actually dreaming of an orgy
he wanted to be the star of pornography

snow white woke with a fright...
she was being kissed by a frog.
she pushed it away,
but it maintained
he was a prince that was handsome
when she agreed he turned into marilyn manson

hehe sorry for the poor effort... but its hard to think of these things when all my effort went into the first one

Copyright © kritic_killer ... [ 2004-06-01 19:02:44]
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