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A GORILLA COULD DO BETTER!
Contributed by
steeleyes
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Wednesday, 26th May 2004 @ 12:27:51 PM in AEST
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Great speech Georgie!
But what was that you were trying to say?
'I am a gorilla???'
'Abu...
(Glazed eyes stare blankly into the distance...)
Guhh-raib...'
My god what a speaker!
A gorilla COULD do better!
Here we have the chief exhibit
Of the White House nightmare zoo
Watch an incompetent explode
Going 'Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo...'
My god what a speaker!
Inspiring, noble, brave!
But truly what a load of BS
That sends the young to their grave
ChimpCo snorts and trots home
His trainers lock the cage
A sad and ugly testament
To our ignoble age
A man so ill-informed
He can hardly say his name
Making a mockery of America
Heaping insult on the shame
My god what a speaker!
A gorilla really COULD do better!
Than this chief exhibit
Of such an ugly White House zoo
As he dribbles over his papers
Going 'Goo, goo... Goo, goo, goo...'
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steeleyes
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2004-05-26 12:27:51]
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Re: A GORILLA COULD DO BETTER!
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by bobotheclown on
Wednesday, 26th May 2004 @ 12:33:36 PM AEST
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great poem buddy I always thought he looked like a monkey as well. I think if he never shaved he would fit the criteria perfectly. As always I look forward to your poems. I need to write another one like this. Thnx for your inspiration buddy.
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Re: A GORILLA COULD DO BETTER!
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by alecfernadez on
Wednesday, 26th May 2004 @ 01:37:24 PM AEST
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hahhaa, yet again another great write and so true too! Favorite line;
"Here we have the chief exhibit
Of the White House nightmare zoo"
lol, but the question we ask is, if they are the animals then who are the keepers?
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Re: A GORILLA COULD DO BETTER!
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 27th May 2004 @ 04:03:15 AM AEST
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| lol. his speech was cringeworthy, and this made me laugh. Chalk another one up, steel. |
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Re: A GORILLA COULD DO BETTER!
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by AnGeL_M on
Thursday, 27th May 2004 @ 04:17:58 AM AEST
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Omg This Is So Good Very Enjoyable Read From Start To Finish !!
Made Me Laugh :-) Thanks For Sharing This !!!!
Love , Hugs & God Bless
LoVe - AnGeL |
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Re: A GORILLA COULD DO BETTER!
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by TheWordChirugeon on
Friday, 28th May 2004 @ 08:50:13 AM AEST
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Well. Considering that the last, umm fifty of your poems was little more than brainless Bush-bashing, I'll award you with this flamewarrior profile.
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame88.html |
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