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Fat Dog
Contributed by
merry
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Tuesday, 18th May 2004 @ 09:02:23 PM in AEST
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PetPoems
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A smelly yellow coat of fur
Waddles and grunts
He has no manners at all
He slurps water from a pail
And forgets to wag his tail
When he sees me walk in the door
Unless of course I’ve got snacks
Then we are the best of friends
He drags me outside for a walk
And I can barely hold on
As he yanks and pulls me down the street
Sniffing every single tree
Where he must stop and take a pee
Then he makes a giant poo
I get to carry home to you
Oh honey aren’t you glad
He’s the best present you ever had
This fat dog I got for you
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merry
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Re: Fat Dog
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by ladyfawn on
Tuesday, 18th May 2004 @ 09:36:54 PM AEST
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lmao!!!! gaille!!! huggies to gunnar lmao!! loves ya, hugs nessa
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Re: Fat Dog
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 18th May 2004 @ 09:41:24 PM AEST
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lol! Aww this is just so cute, i can picture it and everything. Kinda like my Monty- now is he grumpy in his old age *rolls eyes*
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Re: Fat Dog
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by Angelic_Demon on
Tuesday, 18th May 2004 @ 09:53:51 PM AEST
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LOL! Reminds me of Rose. We had a argument over her being in the house today while it stormed. *laughs*
Great one!
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Re: Fat Dog
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by lovingcritters on
Tuesday, 18th May 2004 @ 10:57:12 PM AEST
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This was so funny, I stopped eating for fear I'd chock......I've got one just about like your fat dog......and all she can think to do is eat. and eat some more.
She loves her walks too, and if I don't take her she will crawl under the fence or sneak out of the door.
This poem was so funny!!!!
Just love it Mer
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Re: Fat Dog
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 19th May 2004 @ 12:32:57 AM AEST
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grrrreat stuff, you're barking up the right tree with this one! (is it me? or do my attempts at humour get worse?!) funny and cute well done.
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Re: Fat Dog
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by Hurretje on
Wednesday, 19th May 2004 @ 03:02:07 AM AEST
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This is just great! Aren't dogs the most adorable creatures?
Good and enjoyable read!
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Re: Fat Dog
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 19th May 2004 @ 03:45:48 AM AEST
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Probably the best pet poem I've yet read.
Thoroughly amusing. |
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Re: Fat Dog
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 19th May 2004 @ 03:46:03 AM AEST
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Probably the best pet poem I've yet read.
Thoroughly amusing. |
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Re: Fat Dog
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by AnGeL_M on
Wednesday, 19th May 2004 @ 04:28:51 PM AEST
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LoL This Is So Cute & A Very Funny Poem !!!!!!!! Loved It :-) Very Enjoyable Read !!!!
LoVe - AnGeL |
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Re: Fat Dog
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by Stitch on
Wednesday, 19th May 2004 @ 09:42:49 PM AEST
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WONDERFUL! He looks like a real joy.
I LOVE dogs---my neighbors' dogs. I have a cat.
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Re: Fat Dog
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by AliB on
Friday, 21st May 2004 @ 05:24:40 PM AEST
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LMAO. Bless he looks so cute, great poem, glad to hear you're a responsible doggy owner too, carrying home the poo lol, isn't that just such a satisfying job!!! lol
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