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Something For The Redneck's
Contributed by
Rylo
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Sunday, 16th May 2004 @ 08:55:49 PM in AEST
Topic:
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Chrissy and lance were playing in the field,
While old man John, was adding some chrome to his tractor wheel.
Now pa was tending to some chickens in the barn, and ma was spinning some yarn.
Peggy Sue was in the boonies kissing cousin Billy Bob,
Who aunt Sally says is a true heart throb.
Now brother Lenny is down by the lake doing some fishing,
While sister Mary Ann has a problem with her legs always twitching.
The next door neighbor Jonny Ray is out on a date with the pastor who turned gay.
His ma says it's normal to love another man, for his father is really his uncle Stan.
Back at home uncle Tim drops off a couch, for the front porch,
While aunt Lilly set herself on fire, trying to light the grill with a torch.
Sister Nancy lee Is known to be a third grade whore,
For her legs are as well known, just like every local bar door.
Now I'm not talking near thirty, cause that would be to nice,
I am talking maybe sixty, and that's without the sugar and spice.
Now grandma is always at the local saloon, trying to pick up twenty year old's,
So they can play together under the moon.
Grandpa well grandpa is no longer, for he did it to his self,
Playing around with Mrs. younger.
Now cousin Pam she likes to kiss anyone she can.
Once she was seen kissing her sister Tina While their brother Dave,
Was out on a date with thier aunt Trina.
Now me myself, well I just sit back and watch all,
For I once caught old lady Suzie playing doctor with her father paul.
I really can't pick up on why this all happens, but I can say,
That I am glad that I am not a hick.
Copyright ©
Rylo
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Re: Something For The Redneck's
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by Katie2008 on
Sunday, 16th May 2004 @ 09:00:53 PM AEST
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| This was just so funny, I love it!! One of the few poems that actually made me laugh, nice work. |
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Re: Something For The Redneck's
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by blackmarker on
Sunday, 16th May 2004 @ 09:03:37 PM AEST
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| hahaha nice! That made me laugh too. Great job |
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Re: Something For The Redneck's
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by AnGeL_M on
Sunday, 16th May 2004 @ 09:48:21 PM AEST
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WoW Baby This Was Hilarious :-) Made Me Laugh So Hard Tears Were Streaming Down My Face
ROTFLMBO LoL !!!!!!!!!!! Nice Work Baby !!!!!!!!!!! Keep Em Coming :-)
Love, Hugs & Kisses
******LoVe**AnGeL*******
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Re: Something For The Redneck's
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by Jenni_K on
Sunday, 16th May 2004 @ 10:16:26 PM AEST
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What a life!! Loved this so much...thank you for the laughs...
Jenni |
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Re: Something For The Redneck's
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 16th May 2004 @ 10:22:56 PM AEST
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You not s'posed to tell the family secrets, sonny boy!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL. Ron, this is hilarious.
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Re: Something For The Redneck's
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by shelby on
Monday, 17th May 2004 @ 12:09:44 AM AEST
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ROFLMAO tooooooo funny Iv been places like this oh thanks for reminding me lol
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