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SALAD CREAM
Contributed by
key-holegolf
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Sunday, 16th May 2004 @ 03:38:47 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Now I must debate where this product should live,
Is it up in the cupboard or down in the fridge?
I have a theory and it's not about heat,
It's all based around the foul smell of my feet.
You see the salad cream feels that in the fridge door,
He's too near my feet and will stand it no more,
So late in the night he will make his own way,
To up in the cupboard where all the jams stay,
He'll hide there unknown, up away from my feet,
But the jokes on him, 'cos i'll eat him next week!
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Re: SALAD CREAM
(User Rating: 1 ) by Ilhar on
Sunday, 16th May 2004 @ 04:23:22 PM AEST (User
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enjoyable little write
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Re: SALAD CREAM
(User Rating: 1 ) by SweetRhythm on
Monday, 17th May 2004 @ 04:47:30 AM AEST (User
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haha very good, light humor but I enjoyed it. Makes a change from reading dark deep meaningful poetry. Salad cream has got its own nice flavour to it, thanks for sharing. :)
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