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TEA AT COBBLE HOUSE MANOR
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Friday, 14th May 2004 @ 05:37:04 PM in AEST
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"TEA AT COBBLE HOUSE MANOR"
Life can be boring for old ladies sometimes.
But our teas are exciting, as we relate our crimes!
I'm inviting you to our Cobble House Manor.
We tell true stories that will give you a seisure.
Most old woman are called old witches you see
So for us I made witch hats with points for tea.
Comfy are we, no one is allowed to put in their teeth.
Sounds funnier when we say, "Where's the Beef?"
Beth on the left, uses her hands most always
She relates tales of her private school days.
Slid down the slide, while turned upside down.
Split her britches, had to sit there 'til sundown!
Connie, the toothless wonder next to her
She, with husband, remodeled a house to endure.
He slipped, fell through the livingroom ceiling
Strattling a rafter, sure it was his ruining.....
15 months later they had a son, no fooling!
Nancy, next, is so sweet and demur.......
Perfect her life, no mistakes, until she couldn't hear.
Beautiful matinee, she was asked to sit in the rear.
She left to get her beer, got lost, returned for last cheer!
Edith is ornery, tells the funniest story of all.
She's the "dare-devil" with lots of gall.
When 93, a $5 bet, streaked a flower show entertainment.
Won 1st place prize for best "Dried Arrangement!
I would imagine people must think we old
ladies have no fun.
Come to one of our teas, there's plenty of action.
A total of 280 years we lived between we four.
Guaranteed, you'll laugh 'til you're sore!
Created by
Cheri Cam LeBren
May 14, 2004
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"The great thing about getting older is that
you don't lose all the other ages you've been."
~Madeleine L. Engle~
"Happy tea time smiles!"
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Re: TEA AT COBBLE HOUSE MANOR
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by ShadowDaughter on
Friday, 14th May 2004 @ 05:50:49 PM AEST
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*grins*
Hehe . . . this one made me smile :-). Bet you all have a lot of fun at your teatime meets. Nicely written and funny!
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Re: TEA AT COBBLE HOUSE MANOR
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by Jenni_K on
Friday, 14th May 2004 @ 06:05:58 PM AEST
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Connie, this is a FABULOUS write... I enjoyed it very much... Thanks for inviting me to your tea party!!!
Hugs
Jenni |
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Re: TEA AT COBBLE HOUSE MANOR
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 14th May 2004 @ 09:11:03 PM AEST
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Gosh I wish I lived where you do. I would love tea time at the manor, lol. This is adorable, Connie. Just like you.
Hugs,
Rita |
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Re: TEA AT COBBLE HOUSE MANOR
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by Cynthia on
Friday, 14th May 2004 @ 09:47:50 PM AEST
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| Critters, which one did you say was you again? Hehehe I'm just kidding. I loved this. I got a smile on my face now. Thanks. I needed it. *S* Cynthia |
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Re: TEA AT COBBLE HOUSE MANOR
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by jaeann on
Friday, 14th May 2004 @ 10:55:51 PM AEST
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| delightful..........as always......... |
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Re: TEA AT COBBLE HOUSE MANOR
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by venkat on
Saturday, 15th May 2004 @ 12:15:57 AM AEST
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my God..280 years..ha,ha..I like this tea party..
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Re: TEA AT COBBLE HOUSE MANOR
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by bernard on
Saturday, 15th May 2004 @ 02:19:47 AM AEST
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I know it was a party for old ladies but you could have invited me, Mind you I would probably have run off with Nancy for some of that beer. LoLs. Great Fun I like it more of the same keep em coming.
poetic hugs
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Re: TEA AT COBBLE HOUSE MANOR
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by emystar on
Saturday, 15th May 2004 @ 04:01:11 AM AEST
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Wow, mom,
I need to hang out with u more 'cause u haven all the fun.
Oh boy now I have things to look forward too.
really a great work of art.
Simply a masterpeice.
luv, huggs, funny,
your brat,
emy |
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Re: TEA AT COBBLE HOUSE MANOR
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by ladyfawn on
Saturday, 15th May 2004 @ 12:14:32 PM AEST
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ha! connie you are a riot!!! this is adorable!!! what a picture lmao! huggies n' love you, nessa
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